Any Cannibals Here?

Wilt Dasney

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Well? Are there any? Cuz I've got an icepick and I WILL use it!!!


:lookaroun


(I'm glad this place is back.)
 

imagineer boy

Well-Known Member
:lol: I guess this is kind of a nod to the disasterous vegitarian thread.

Is there some sort of PETA thing for cannibalism? :lookaroun
 

Wilt Dasney

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Original Poster
imagineer boy said:
:lol: I guess this is kind of a nod to the disasterous vegitarian thread.

Is there some sort of PETA thing for cannibalism? :lookaroun
That there smily mouth of yours is moving an awful lot, mister...almost like he misses the taste of human shoulder.

DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS ICEPICK!!! :eek:
 

WDWBro

New Member
Carnivore; vegetables gross me out; I started to refuse vegetables at a very young age, probably about 4. My parents both eat vegetables, but I refuse to. Gross!

:p

Sorry Fantasmic!
 

Hakunamatata

Le Meh
Premium Member
WDWBro said:
Carnivore; vegetables gross me out; I started to refuse vegetables at a very young age, probably about 4. My parents both eat vegetables, but I refuse to. Gross!

:p

Sorry Fantasmic!
I actually find it rather repulsive that you would eat something that an animal might have deficated on....:lookaroun
 

Pongo

New Member
MontyMon said:
Does biting my nails count?:drevil:

I've been a nail-biter since I was a little boy. My aunt keeps telling me that she will put hot sauce on my fingers one of these days.

My myspace name is "Bites His Nails"

I promote self-cannibalism.
 

GenerationX

Well-Known Member
I'm not going to put down anyone's beliefs here, because everyone has a right to make their own choices. However, for those of you who are cannibals, I thought you should know how your food is treated before you eat it:

1. Most humans are tightly packed into apartments, condos, and small houses that are so close together they can hear their neighbors' TVs and lawn mowers.
2. Most humans work soul-draining jobs only to earn enough money to fatten themselves and their families up for you.
3. You may think it is better to consume free-range humans, but they too have a hard life - forced to spend their lives listening to country music. *shudder*
4. Finally, as humans are prepared to meet their end, evil workers poke them in the chest and give them wedgies.

So, the next time you bite into a bulging bicep or a tender tummy, remember that.
 

Wilt Dasney

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Original Poster
Laura22 said:
Does it only count as cannibalism if you swallow? :lookaroun
jawdrop.jpg


:lol::lol::lol:
 

Wilt Dasney

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Original Poster
I gave up eating people for Lent this year. (Fortunately, I was able to fill the craving with lots of nicotine and alcohol.)
 

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