Anyway, here's the first part of the new dark ride: The Adventures of Pinocchio!
Encompassing a small subsection of what was once Tomorrowland (Cosmic Ray's) and the Speedway, it now features a relocated Pinocchio's Village Haus and two new attractions, a swing ride themed to a new toy by Geppetto and a giant dark ride in the tradition of Pooh's Hunny Hunt.
For the new ride, you enter what looks like Geppetto's Workshop (a separate entrance for the swing is located nearby and enclosed, too!). It resembles the entrance to a store at Disneyland (complete with small puppets of Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket in the main window):
However, they are somewhat larger, with the usual alternate Fastpass+ and Stand-By entrances. The queues wander into Geppetto's workshop, which resembles the closing scene of the original Pinocchio ride, with lots of clocks, toys and music boxes around:
In keeping with the uptick in interactivities in attraction queues, however, you can push a button on a music box and it will play a tune, as it does in the movie! Or you can dial a clock's hands around and watch it come to life!
Soon, you reach a load area where small cars, resembling toys carved by Geppetto, will take you into the world of Pinocchio. These cars depart in batches of two each, each car holding four passengers. All the while, you hear Jiminy Cricket providing the safety spiel.
Once inside your toy-like car, you head forward into a dark room and come upon a lifeless puppet - Pinocchio - is seated on a workbench. As you approach, you hear (but don't see) Geppetto saying, "Star light, star bright, make my wish come true tonight. I wish that my little Pinocchio might be a real boy." Then you stop before the bench as a Pepper's Ghost effect of the Blue Fairy appears as she bring Pinocchio to life while saying, "Little puppet made of pine... wake!" Pinocchio moves and says, "I can move! I can talk!" The Blue Fairy adds, "Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you'll be a real boy." She turns to Jiminy Cricket standing nearby and says, "Mr. Cricket, I dub thee Pinocchio's conscience." Then she disappears.
Your car leaves the area and travels through the room as you see Jiminy dancing across several shelves, disappearing behind one object and appearing from behind another on a different shelf, while he sings "Give a Little Whistle", while Pinocchio watches in amazement.
You head for the front door as Geppetto exclaims, "It's my wish come true! Pinocchio's alive! But now you've got to go to school." Then you leave the room and head out the now-open front door.
Here, you see Pinocchio (with books in one hand and an apple in the other) being enticed by J. Worthington Foulfellow and Gideon, similar to how it is presented on the ride mural at Disneyland (but without the Coachman, for obvious reasons):
They entice Pinocchio away from school and toward Stromboli's puppet theater, while singing "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee". Up ahead is the entrance to Stromboli's theater...
...with posters for it put up a few places:
As the two rogues escort Pinocchio toward the theater, singing all the way, Jiminy appears again and calls out in protest, "Wait, Pinocch! You can't go with those ill winds in cheap clothing! You can't be an actor! You've got to go to school!" But this has no effect as you approach the entrance to the theater...
That's all for now! In the meantime, how can we escape from Monstro's mouth without going out the same mouth we go in?