An Ode to Monorail Footers: A Poetry Contest

[Darth Tater]

Bob who?

No, Bob Saget.

(Bob Who is Cindy Lou's uncle from The Grinch.)

 

[PUSH]

free verse?

I write in free verse
As often as chihuahuas are in a purse

 

[unkadug]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
ooops ...nevermind

 

[Darth Tater]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
ooops ...nevermind

Did your poem kick the bucket?

 

[unkadug]

it seemed a little crude,
I don't need no attitude.
So I'll come up with a new couplet.

 

[Goofyernmost]

That picture you posted was really disgusting
so prize awards now need some basic adjusting
So @Goofyrernmost, dear, it's your turn to win
Congratulations, now let the party begin!

No one has ever been more deserving,
But all this attention is just unnerving.
However, the judge has made her decision,
and no one should question that position.
The only problem that I can see,
Is that no one told me where the party will be!

 

[PUSH]

My haiku entitled "The Death of Saget"

Mr. Bob Saget
Plummets to his death, no hope
Bob Saget, no more

*applause of snaps*

 

[Nemo14]

My haiku entitled "The Death of Saget"

Mr. Bob Saget
Plummets to his death, no hope
Bob Saget, no more

*applause of snaps*

*sigh*

 

[unkadug]

*sigh*

my
nigh
cry
fry
dry
dye
hi
guy

 

[Goofyernmost]

my
nigh
cry
fry
dry
dye
hi
guy

Sure jump in when the rhyme is easy,
Makes me feel a little queasy!

 

[Nemo14]

Don't make fun of unkadug
He's not as scary as a bug.

 

[Megalodumb]

Since the subject of monorails & poetry has come back up, I figured it's time to resurrect this classic.

 

[The Mom]

Just Google "monorail poem" and - surprise - there's a lot out there! Pick one of your favorites, copy, paste, edit it to be relevant to WDW, and post it here. Be sure to credit the original author and show where you made any changes. Or write your own. Here's one I found to start this thread off with...

Author:
Lee Emmett, Australia

Poem
SPIRAL MONORAIL IN SPACE

spiral monorail in space
going nowhere of importance
cruising in painful dance
having lost the last race

in a galaxy of emotions
ride along between the stars
all action jangles and jars
life's in great commotion

try to deal with love lost
searching above and below
watch disappointments grow
eternally counting the cost


This was moved over from a different thread, which has been closed.

 

[Megalodumb]

This was moved over from a different thread, which has been closed and is currently dead.

^Sorry I had to edit your post.
It broke a rule overlooked by most.

When people reply to this thread each time,
It is required by all to speak only in rhyme.

 

[rsoxguy]

With The Mom I attempt not to stray

For she’s constantly easing the fray

I have sometimes derailed

Zombie photos have failed

But in all I still think we’re OK

 

[Zweiland]

When you're coughing up mucus and phlegm
And you're looking for someone to condemn
There's a way to give blame
Without feeling shame
And all you must do is BM!

 

[Cosmic Commando]

I know I'm late to the game, but I have a haiku to offer up:

monorail footer
forever you hold nothing
are you even there?