An Ode to Monorail Footers: A Poetry Contest

[Nemo14]

So the judge has made her decision
No way will she make a revision
First place goes to PUSH
For the chocolate rush
and I hope there is no more derision.

 

[PeterAlt]

So the judge has made her decision
No way will she make a revision
First place goes to PUSH
For the chocolate rush
and I hope there is no more derision.

Congrats, Push!

Second and third place ?

 

[Nemo14]

Let there be no mistake
Unkadug takes the "cake"
But I'm afraid Tater
Is a little bit greater.

 

[Goofyernmost]

So the judge has made her decision
No way will she make a revision
First place goes to PUSH
For the chocolate rush
and I hope there is no more derision.

I want a recount!!! Chocolate is an unfair diversion. It plays at a humans basic needs while those of us that toiled endlessly to come up with the proper prose are left to dangle in the breeze. It just smacks of total corruption!

 

[Nemo14]

If there's any doubt
Chocolate always wins out.

 

[PUSH]

So the judge has made her decision
No way will she make a revision
First place goes to PUSH
For the chocolate rush
and I hope there is no more derision.

I would like to thank my family, my friends, my high school English teachers (outside of sophomore year, yikes!), and most importantly the late Bob Saget. You will be missed; I never could've done it without you, buddy! Thank you all!

 

[Nemo14]

I would like to thank my family, my friends, my high school English teachers (outside of sophomore year, yikes!), and most importantly the late Bob Saget. You will be missed; I never could've done it without you, buddy! Thank you all!

Disqualified for not writing in rhyme -
prize goes to the Spud this time
@Goofyernmost takes third
For his well-thought-out words
And poor PUSH doesn't even get a dime.

 

[PUSH]

Disqualified for not writing in rhyme -
prize goes to the Spud this time
@Goofyernmost takes third
For his well-thought-out words
And poor PUSH doesn't even get a dime.

I was writing in free style. Rhyme is not necessary for a poem. Do I need to get my lawyer?

 

[Nemo14]

I was writing in free style. Rhyme is not necessary for a poem. Do I need to get my lawyer?

yes

 

[PUSH]

yes

This is Pete. You can tell he's a top notch lawyer because he's carrying a briefcase. And he's very connected to his clients, as demonstrated by his cellular device.

 

[trr1]

@Nemo14 I might be temped to bribe you with a trip(brochure)

 

[Goofyernmost]

I was writing in free style. Rhyme is not necessary for a poem. Do I need to get my lawyer?

I'm thinking class action suit,
That brings us lots of loot. (Did that rhyme enough?)

 

[PeterAlt]

I want a recount!!! Chocolate is an unfair diversion. It plays at a humans basic needs while those of us that toiled endlessly to come up with the proper prose are left to dangle in the breeze. It just smacks of total corruption!

And my If You Had Wings should have had some nostalgic value

 

[Darth Tater]

Hmmm..@unkadug and @dDarthTater have some catching up to do!

Here is my food offering:

Late in bribing you with food I am,
But do you like green eggs & ham?
Will you eat them with a goat?
Will you eat them on a boat?
Will you eat them in a box?
Will you eat them with a fox?
Will you eat them in a house?
Will you eat them with a mouse?
Do you like green eggs & ham?
Or do you simply not give a darn?

 

[Nemo14]

That picture you posted was really disgusting
so prize awards now need some basic adjusting
So @Goofyrernmost, dear, it's your turn to win
Congratulations, now let the party begin!

 

[PUSH]

A person who's fond of fudge,
Here is a quote from the judge:

"So the judge has made her decision
NO WAY WILL SHE MAKE A REVISION
First place goes to PUSH
For the chocolate rush"

Is this a liar I see?
I believe the winner is me.

 

[Darth Tater]

This seems like the Bob thread in a peculiar way,
We elect a different winner every new day.

 

[PUSH]

This seems like the Bob thread in a peculiar way,
We elect a different winner every new day.

Bob who?

 

[Nemo14]

"What can I say - I'm a girl
My mind is sometimes in a whirl
I've changed my mind
a couple of times"
says I with a bit of a twirl.

 

[Nemo14]

Bob who?

free verse?