Spirited Haunting Week Musings:
I see folks getting excited for Disney's new holiday offerings. I think it's great that they are importing Once Upon a Time from TDL -- where I haven't seen it, but haven't heard anything but good things on it -- and adding Jingle Bells, Jingle Bam at The Sometime in 2018 or maybe 2019 or even 2020 Will Have a Third Name Theme Park. I look forward to seeing them both at some point. But this isn't the type of thing you get all weepy about and start thinking that Georgie K really cares about you or your experience at WDW AKA The Timeshare Kingdom of the World.
It was a given that something was coming to the dead park because Disney is desperate to have people visit that large construction site and with the tech added for the new Star Wars show, this makes the most sense. Even if the show is great, though, it isn't likely to make anyone forget the Ozzie and Sharon Lightacular.
As to OUAT replacing CTD, I find it amusing to read posts bemoaning its loss. I have loved the show and touted it here for years, but bloggers and Lifestylers and podcasters and, to some extent, Disney itself have sorta ignored the show or played it down. I've often heard it referred to as 'a pre-show for Wishes' in the fan community. While CtM wasn't stale and beyond tired like Wishes is, this is most definitely an upgrade and Disney should be applauded for doing so. I don't know whether this had anything at all to do with the fact MK will lack a night parade for likely years to come. But that isn't the end of the world. For decades, neither DL NOR the MK had night parades except during summer and holiday periods. People lived and enjoyed.
Caught my first 'The MAGIC is Endless' commercial last night and ... are male nipples suddenly out at Disney? Manboobs too offensive to the folks in the Heartland with 78 guns and lower IQs? I have to ask because in addition to continuing to misrepresent DHS as being a vital full-day park loaded with SW product and showing the first Hispanic Disney Princess (is she Jane the Virgin? which is a great show, BTW) and people shopping at Disney Springs Outlet Mall (sans the outlet prices) there is a scene of Stormalong Bay at BC/YC and it looks like every male in the pool has a water shirt or tee on. This is all new footage for a new and pricey campaign, so nothing is accidental. This is like Stacey Aswad's all well-rehearsed ad-libs. I have seen what swims (and floats) in Disney Resort pools and there is plenty of male nips on display.
A good friend is visiting SDL as I type this (and was at TDR and UNI-Osaka last week ... he is true fanboi royalty having visited every Disney and UNI park in the world, unlike anyone else I know either in the fan community or in the business -- really!) and lots of interesting anecdotes. Going to see if he is willing to pop in here when back stateside next month, but he seems quite high on the Disney product in both places (he, like me, has been to TDR before ... but UNI and SDL are new to him). The one thing he loved, which I believe
@WDWFigment loved as well has been those Adventure Trails. And he agrees with the consensus feeling in the business that Pirates is now the world's top attractions (above MM in HKDL and FJ at three UNI resorts). RR has been one of his big disappointments. Gee, a raft ride with minimal theming with a blink-and-you-miss-it view of a large AA. What could possibly go wrong?
Speaking of raft rides, did y'all see the tragedy at the park in Australia? Four people dead in a raft ride that is in dozens of parks over the world. I HATE the whole concept of raft rides, even nice ones like at DCA and IOA. They exist to get you soaked, ruin your clothes and belongings and make sure you reek for the rest of your day. But safety has to be considered and every so often there is an incident like this which gives me pause about how safe these things really are. I recently went on Knott's Bigfoot Rapids (now sans Bigfoot prints in the concrete queue because ...well ... lawyers and people who like to sue) for the first time in 25 years of visits because it was 98 degrees and sunny, I was wearing clothes that could be soaked and dry quickly and had someone who offered to hold my phone and wallet etc. I got fairly wet, but I just don't get the enjoyment in these. And I think it is sad that Disney has taken them and moved them into its parks, now even a castle park (after failing in HKDL).
Speaking of HKDL, looks like after cutting out haunted houses last year they have slammed it out of the park with their temp holiday offerings this go around. I don't feel that any park has impressed me more than HKDL for having a Halloween event that is neither a gorefest nor a kiddie and arrested development adult foamhead lover event. It nails that sweet spot in the middle between killers sawing off limbs or zombies chewing on entrails and waiting in a queue to meet Frollo or get cheap candy.
Speaking of Halloween, interesting that at UNI-Japan, HHNs is included with admission and starts at noon (and ends at park closing, which has been 9 p.m.). Also interesting that both American UNI parks will have HHNs the first weekend in November. Such a greedy move, very Disney-caliber. Halloween isn't a November event any more than it is a Labor Day weekend one. Holidays have their time and Halloween ends next Monday night.
Like a lot of fans, one thing I loved as a kid were Disney maps. I love all maps to be honest, but WDW maps were important in this process. I won't talk about how they used to be guidebooks and full of many pages or how crappy and cheap the maps are now at WDW and DLR parks now (every international park uses higher quality paper and writers).
So, naturally I pre-ordered the new Disney Maps book on Amazon months ago. It came last week and ... and ... and ... well, it has some nice art in it. No doubt. But I have seen a good 90% of what is in it and I even own a lot of the items in it (the giant fun maps of DL, MK and EPCOT Center ... the first Euro Disney one, which I bought at EPCOT's France pavilion in 1993 etc.) I was hoping for more art and unique art on the international parks and sadly disappointed. Other than one 2008 SDL rendering when they were clearly in blue sky as it doesn't really show anything, there was nothing really in there of value. And they need some editors at D23 because the TDL map they state is from 1981 (two years before the park debuted) is likely closer to 1991 based on attractions shown and open.
Also bothered me that a good 6-8 pages are devoted to the maps from the two interactive games at the MK. Sure, they are nice. But every fan and his eBay buying momma own these from visiting or buying. I think people might have enjoyed more unique stuff and even maps of parks that were fully designed, like Disney's America, and never built.
How is Agents of SHIELD still on TV? Really ...
Don't be shocked if my pal Chappie makes some changes in the near future. He feels a strong need to show he knows his business (he still doesn't ... but you'd be given years to learn your job too, right?) and means it.
The amount of restaurants at WDW with dinner menus and pricing starting at the end of breakfast really is absurd. BTW, heard that Trail's End, once a favorite of mine, is doing away with lunch and closing at noon before reopening for dinner at 4:30.
Don't tell me how great the buses are at WDW and how you never have a car. I recently used MDE and flew in from the west coast and was largely a prisoner and ... and ... the buses are neither quick nor efficient.