I would like to take this time to honor a true unsung hero; a friend of friends in the world of theme park visitations from yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Dear friend, the sandwich bag. Oh so small, easily shaped, and transparent. How you sit in my pocket for countless hours, ready to yield your unwavering protection if the circumstance should arise. Whether it be on Splash Mtn, Kali River Rapids, or walking through the frequent Fla mid-summer storm...you are steadfast in keeping wallets & cell phones alike completely dry.
Because of you, beloved sandwich bag, no more shall we fear the torment of peeling apart soaked dollar bills while in line at Electric Umbrella; holding up masses of hungry patrons eagerly awaiting a mediocre lunch. Thanks to your plastic shield, paper currency shall forever be crisp & dry rather than dampened or mushy. Cheers to you, oh sandwich bag!
Because of you, dear.. dear friend the sandwich bag, no texting-addicted teen shall ever again fear exiting Kali only to find his/her pocketed cell phone drenched by the waters of doom. No sir! Instead, you protected said cell phone to ensure the owner countless more hours of undamaged texting to come. Thank you, sandwich bag.
Because of you, worthy sandwich bag, resort room key cards shall no longer become dampened due to the final plunge on Splash Mtn. Because of you, pricey wrist watches have a place to seek refuge in the event a stroll back to the car includes encounters with rain. Because of you, leather wallets and their holdings shall remain dry despite how many play fountains one decides to venture through.
On this day, we salute the sandwich bag. I am not afraid to admit I pocket a sandwich bag and use it wisely during most theme park visitations. Are you a supporter of the sandwich bag?
Dear friend, the sandwich bag. Oh so small, easily shaped, and transparent. How you sit in my pocket for countless hours, ready to yield your unwavering protection if the circumstance should arise. Whether it be on Splash Mtn, Kali River Rapids, or walking through the frequent Fla mid-summer storm...you are steadfast in keeping wallets & cell phones alike completely dry.
Because of you, beloved sandwich bag, no more shall we fear the torment of peeling apart soaked dollar bills while in line at Electric Umbrella; holding up masses of hungry patrons eagerly awaiting a mediocre lunch. Thanks to your plastic shield, paper currency shall forever be crisp & dry rather than dampened or mushy. Cheers to you, oh sandwich bag!
Because of you, dear.. dear friend the sandwich bag, no texting-addicted teen shall ever again fear exiting Kali only to find his/her pocketed cell phone drenched by the waters of doom. No sir! Instead, you protected said cell phone to ensure the owner countless more hours of undamaged texting to come. Thank you, sandwich bag.
Because of you, worthy sandwich bag, resort room key cards shall no longer become dampened due to the final plunge on Splash Mtn. Because of you, pricey wrist watches have a place to seek refuge in the event a stroll back to the car includes encounters with rain. Because of you, leather wallets and their holdings shall remain dry despite how many play fountains one decides to venture through.
On this day, we salute the sandwich bag. I am not afraid to admit I pocket a sandwich bag and use it wisely during most theme park visitations. Are you a supporter of the sandwich bag?
