mickEblu
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Yeah when I saw that post I was like “oh he’s being sarcastic” then I thought “wait that’s not his style at all”
lol I was already suspicious with the avatar. Now im convinced someone hacked his account.
Yeah when I saw that post I was like “oh he’s being sarcastic” then I thought “wait that’s not his style at all”
Wow, I knew it looked worse but the side by side is shockingly worse.
Even trimming the roof overhang in the front would be an improvement.
It's hard to reconcile that the Madame Leota gift shop is a couple hundreds yards away from the Jungle Cruise queue building, a masterpiece of themed design and construction. What a stark difference. One is Tokyo DisneySea level and the other is Six Flags level...
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WOah, the Jungle Cruise station isn't a stain /sAn an unsightly stain on an otherwise near perfect land. Of course it was at its absolute best with Magnolia Park.
It's hard to reconcile that the Madame Leota gift shop is a couple hundreds yards away from the Jungle Cruise queue building, a masterpiece of themed design and construction. What a stark difference. One is Tokyo DisneySea level and the other is Six Flags level...
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So really , the only reason to go past the Mansion exit now is the Canoes. Everything else has been harmed in some way the last 10 years.An an unsightly stain on an otherwise near perfect land. Of course it was at its absolute best with Magnolia Park.
I didn’t realize they built a new Jungle Cruise hehe building in the 90s. What did it look like before?One was early 1990s WDI, one was 2020s.
Exactly. They put an extended overhang at the front for absolutely no reason (what they did was architectural incorrect...it's not based on real Southern architectural vernacular). It just makes the building more massive than necessary. An overhang on a 19th century carriage house would have been fairly minimal. Then they could have a shed roof directly above the barn doors, which would have created more depth and visual interest at the front of the structure in the lowest 12 feet where guests will notice/appreciate it (deep overhangs 12-25 feet up are pointless).Even trimming the roof overhang in the front would be an improvement.
For me, it's hard to know what thought or effort the people who designed it put into it. I actually think it's most likely -- and equally, or more, troubling -- that they probably did put thought into it but they lack the talent needed to perform as well as their Imagineering predecessors.I feel like we're all incredulous at the final product and can't figure out why easy/inexpensive adjustments weren't made -- but for some reason the discussion keeps sidestepping the obvious "Occam's razor" explanation. The carriage house is thematically intrusive because the people who designed/approved it put literally no thought or effort into it whatsoever. That's it; that's why it stands out like a sore thumb at Disneyland. I'm not trying to shut down the discussion, I just think we should speak more plainly about this.
To some extent we must acknowledge the reality of the commerce/art imbalance within this company under Iger. For all the good (new queue; new bride), there's bad (thematically intrusive shop). Could be worse; they could be paving the ROA to build a "Frontierland" attraction with anthropomorphic cars.
Disneyland will never be thematically complete, as long as there's clueless decision-making MBAs left in the company.
Are we sure the main Imagineering team even handled this project ??For me, it's hard to know what thought or effort the people who designed it put into it. I actually think it's most likely -- and equally, or more, troubling -- that they probably did put thought into it but they lack the talent needed to perform as well as their Imagineering predecessors.
Talented creatives would have been able to pull this off with the same, minimal, budget by simply not making terrible decisions, and by allocating their spending in better places. Here are some examples:
These are just examples. But to me it's creative failure after creative failure. Doing it significantly better would have hardly cost more. I say all this because I think if people put too much focus on Iger and the MBAs, we'll fail to hold the creatives (and the HR department responsible to hiring the best creatives in the first place) responsible. And I'd rather have genius creatives working with smaller budgets than creative lightweights working with bigger budgets.
- The deep overhang at the front, as discussed above. This was unnecessary and is a detraction. That's not because of a budget limitation (in fact, what they did costs more), it's because a designer didn't research and understand the relevant historical architecture and instead got excited about hanging lanterns.
- Speaking of the lanterns, and all the lighting...custom historical light fixtures can be made by countless workshops dedicated to that craft, and it's not that expensive. The lights they're using look like they came from Lowe's. Yes, could it be a cost savings? Sure, but better lights would not have cost that much. Those pendant lanterns out front could have been mystical, thematically enticing, colored-glass lanterns to evoke Madame Leota...isn't that the point of theming this after her?
- Also on the topic of lighting, the glass in the lanterns is clear, affording too clear a view of the bulbs, which are too white/bright. And none of it flickers up and down to simulate flame. Antique, frosted/seeded glass, warmer color temperature bulbs, and flicker modules would not have added hardly any cost. It was a creative failure to exploit these details to the fullest thematic potential.
- The siding is fake, probably Hardie board or equivalent, with a fake texture and it looks awful. Actual wood (as used on the Jungle Cruise queue building) comes with additional cost, which includes fireproofing and sandblasting, wire brushing, etc., to bring out the grain/texture. This would have raised costs, and it may not last as long, theoretically (e.g., Hardboard may last 70ish years instead of wood's 50ish), but this is Anaheim (about as mild a climate as you can find) and that is not a real issue. This is absolutely the place to spend money. If this building was real wood, it would have been received significantly better. I know people would doubt that average guests could tell the difference but they can; they can perceive the "cheapness," especially within the context of Disneyland.
- Also on the siding, the perception of the height of the building could have been reduced with a stone wainscot/foundation (say 3 feet high). This would have made the building look less like a Home Depot shed or school "portable" classroom trailer. It would have looked permanent, historic, quaint, and more visually interesting. If you walk around a suburban neighborhood in the U.S. you'll see stone wainscoting on home exteriors all over. It's not a massive splurge to do stone veneer on the bottom three feet versus any other siding material. It's not a budget buster. It was a creative failure.
- The iron gate at the back, right near the Haunted Mansion exit, which provides a view of th backstage area, plumbing, and other junk. That is an example of a creative failure, as the custom iron gate cost more than just doing a rustic wood fence gate that would have worked better to block the backstage view.
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