Ah yes, the inevitable “Rohde Magical List of Excuses”:
“Uh, uh, the budget was cut forcing me to make this embarrassing mess!”
“The timeframe was too short for doing actual quality work!”
“Management told me to build one of the most hideous structures in theme park history and permanently destroy the views of not one, but two parks!”
“The accountants told me to write an idiotic script about raccoon hands and repeatedly shouting at people to RAISE THEIR HANDS!!!!”
“The dog ate my homework and the sun got in my eyes!”
You’re judged by the end result - you built it, you own it.