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Sonny Eclipse has been making jokes about his wages for years.

I do. I spend far less time and money with Disney than I did back then. I just don’t have any animosity towards today’s guests; not their fault that we ‘old guard’ got a ridiculously better experience. I spend much more time and money in Europe the last ten years; getting what I feel is insane...

Yep, these prices suck. But I did not consider until now that purchasing my vacation in 1995 was a selfish act that cheapened the experience for guests thereafter. On the other hand, I never went to River Country. My selfless sacrifice strengthened the value proposition of that water park for...

The dove has returned with the olive branch. The word 'scooched' reappears in the theme park world.

Until a guest demonstrates intelligent behavior, it's difficult for Disney to determine exactly how stupid he is.

Or maybe Legit will indeed be seeing the movie and just doesn't know it yet.

A true curmudgeon has to be able to play every club in his bag.

Maybe if the GCH hadn't blown all their money on fencing they could afford to keep their quick-service open past 8PM.

Time 8:00AM Hollywood Studios bus: 8:02, 8:04, 8:04, 8:07 Magic Kingdom bus: unknown, maybe never

Those old chairs also made up for the lack of a proper fitness center at the Poly.

Obviously, they're not a golfer.

Like the guy in European Vacation

Meritorious, indeed. How would he compare to a litigious American who had the good sense to keep his hands in the boat?

There's certainly a variety of QS options in Epcot.

Two words: Jingle Cruise

A legitimate souvenir, perhaps. But clearly that pic was taken for its absurdity.

If he's like the rest of us, his current employer already pays him to surf Disney websites for half of every workday.

It's a chore. Never again for me. Bad enough that all traffic should be diverted to the nuthouse. YMMV.

Grand slam home run for PhotoDave! [Jack Sparrow] There'll be no living with him after this [/Jack Sparrow]

Saber-rattling. Apple, like the rest of us, just wants to fire the people that made the rapping Dwarfs commercial.