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  1. Phineas

    Rumor Figment, well, to be replaced by Figment

    I’d plan a trip to WDW just for the Nautilus’ triumphant return. Seriously, that Golden Book is your blueprint, WDI. I know you’re never giving us V1 back, but V4 being themed to the picture book would be a lovely compromise.
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    Rumor Figment, well, to be replaced by Figment

    I rode this one last time on my trip 3 weeks ago. The AA holding the telephone was paralyzed. No movement whatsoever, just dialogue from a static figure.
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    News Hatbox Ghost coming to Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion

    Alright so I’m gonna need them to sell the Candle Man at Memento Mori. Please and thank you.
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    EPCOT's Mission SPACE set to undergo exterior refresh

    Thanks for clearing that up. It stings a little less now.
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    EPCOT's Mission SPACE set to undergo exterior refresh

    I seem to remember reading here that we were originally supposed to get a dark ride about the history and future of space exploration, in addition to the nauseating migraine factory simulator that we have now. But naturally the company that has more money than Midas ran out of money when...
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    News Test Track to be reimagined

    Honestly really excited for this. Test Track always felt soulless to me, lacking in that Epcot magic. I still have nightmares of getting stuck in the queue of version 1.0 with that incessant clanging, banging, metallic loop for 45 minutes. And holy heck is designing a car pointless in its...
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    News Disney World's Magic Kingdom is experiencing widescale attraction closures this morning due to a bear

    Turns out Brer Bear goes from Lovable Oaf to Literal Menace as soon as he receives an eviction notice.
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    News 'Encanto' and 'Indiana Jones'-themed experiences at Animal Kingdom

    Give me a capybara meet and greet experience and AK will finally be a whole day park for me.
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    News Country Bear Jamboree is getting new songs and acts

    Fingers crossed they keep the iconic “Blood on the Saddle”, and remember that the cast are a little rough around the edges, and I can live with this. It beats them being banished forever. Edit: Having him drunkenly, laboriously sing “Let it Go” is also acceptable.
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    Replace/refurbish Magic Carpets Of Aladdin

    Funnily enough, I’ve been brainstorming an idea for an ideal replacement for Magic Carpets of Aladdin. Because while it’s a bonafide classic, we cannot stand in the way of progress. Let me know what you think, the digital ink is mostly dried:
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    News New Play Pavilion to replace Epcot's Wonders of Life

    Big Hero 6 would fit perfectly-we’re attending a San Fransokyo technology fair before things go awry. Like the current Imagination concept, only good. Heck, I just want them to make ANY new long form Omnimover ride, regardless of theme. Epcot basically perfected them as an art form, and then...
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    Disney is closing 20% of its brick-and-mortar Disney Stores before the end of the year

    I’ve paid for limited edition pins that they throw into a box big enough for a pair of boots, with zero padding, and not always with the cardboard backing, just rattling around all the way to me. Even their paid shipping is a joke. Here’s $6-10 for you to haphazardly send me an item maybe...
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    Jungle Cruise Re-Imagining

    Honestly, Jungle Cruise is easily in my top 5 attractions at Magic Kingdom, and these plans seem to be thoughtfully and respectfully conceptualized. I’m choosing to be optimistic with this one.
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    Beauty and the Beast Tokyo ride through

    I’m not even remotely religious, but Tokyo Disney Land/Sea are like the holy land for me. Was that too dramatic? Probably.
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    Beauty and the Beast dark ride

    I posted this in the “Disney Parks Around the World” board, but before everyone gets allll jealous, remember: Tokyo may have this, but do they have cardboard cutouts on sticks and other lite dress up options? Checkmate, OLC.
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    Beauty and the Beast Tokyo ride through

    Overall, I think it’s stunning and I’m seething with jealousy. I think it could use another show scene, or an extension of the Mob Song towards the end. But again, I spent most of the video with my jaw on the floor. And sure, Tokyo gets this, but do they have cardboard masks on sticks and other...
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    Haunted Mansion

    I’ve said so numerous times here, but I absolutely despise Constance, and hope I get to see her evicted in my lifetime and replaced with the morose/menacing Beating Heart bride. It would not shock me at all if this movie leaned HARD into Constance, as Disney seems to think she’s an A-List...
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