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Huh? Wha? I'm late? And using the same birthday picture as last year? Bah! I protest to these allegations.

That is so true.

So am I... Uhm. 'kay? And no. I choose not to remember that.

Happy Birthday! Your present is in an undisclosed location. So secret, actually, that I am not privileged to know. I hope someone told you, at least.

I DON'T WANNA' BE LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS. :cry: Greetings.

Everything you've ever said or believed is wrong. Also, you stink.

Oh, so that's why you're remembering. Well. Guess today was not the best day to stop in for a chat.

My timing is poor, I see. Apologies for ignorance. Sympathies to all involved.

Vaguely.

I hate you all.

But you're a flamingo type of person... I'll have to look into it further. Then why don't you do it for yourself?

Oh. I could go with that, or the red nose. One is classically Christmasy, the other is stylishly minimalist. Such decisions.

and you could shower it with admiration. My whatnow?

They could buy you a goat. It's the urban winter landscape. How cynical you are.

You should complain about the teaching staff. Old people hate snow. Precisely. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PRESENTS???

Well, it did involve a few swashbucklers.

And end with "...but at least I didn't burn the cake."

For once could someone's day consist of "I went the the supermarket, but was intercepted by South African pirates..."

You people are so boring.

Classified.