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  1. Phineas

    News Villains Land Announced for Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

    I never thought I’d experience a D23 where I had no notes?!?! This is all just so exciting, and a perfect response to all the overseas expansions that had me seething with jealousy.
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    News Big Thunder Mountain to receive full retrack

    This probably should be in the Imagineering section, but I’ve always hoped they’d surprise us and bring back the Rainbow Caverns. What a fun surprise it would be to have a new path created by dynamite, taking a hard left into a new show building, exploring the caverns, and returning to...
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    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    Oof, good luck with that Florida heat. I’m not sure how I ever tolerated Florida in July when our vacations were beholden to school schedules. If I suddenly became a local, I’d be hibernating every summer.
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    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    Upon having a long weekend to reflect on this less than stellar showing, I think I figured it out: This is what happens when you try to create art via committee. You get a disjointed, soulless, directionless end result. If you’re afraid of offending anyone, you’ll often wind up with a bland...
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    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    That’s the worst part though: my trepidation was never about Tiana! I adore her as a character, love her voice actress and her “I want” song is an instant ear worm. And she’s a great role model for young children watching-It’s great and wonderful to dream, but you have to help those dreams along...
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    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    I don’t mind the firefly screens at all, but the others are just too much in my opinion. Somehow I’m reminded of a quote from Dig a Little Deeper: Money ain’t got no heart, money ain’t got no soul.
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    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    I feel embarrassed for feeling so depressed seeing the final product. I feel hollow. This could have been phenomenal. There’s no excitement. The cast of dozens has been reduced by two thirds. They squandered the best villain they’ve had in the last 30 years. AND THE SCREENS! Maybe if we ask...
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    News Country Bear Jamboree is getting new songs and acts

    Why is Disney shoving “Try Everything” down our throats all of the sudden? Personal tastes and all that, but I find that song to be almost entirely forgettable.
  9. Phineas

    Rumor Figment, well, to be replaced by Figment

    I’d plan a trip to WDW just for the Nautilus’ triumphant return. Seriously, that Golden Book is your blueprint, WDI. I know you’re never giving us V1 back, but V4 being themed to the picture book would be a lovely compromise.
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    Rumor Figment, well, to be replaced by Figment

    I rode this one last time on my trip 3 weeks ago. The AA holding the telephone was paralyzed. No movement whatsoever, just dialogue from a static figure.
  11. Phineas

    News Hatbox Ghost coming to Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion

    Alright so I’m gonna need them to sell the Candle Man at Memento Mori. Please and thank you.
  12. Phineas

    EPCOT's Mission SPACE set to undergo exterior refresh

    Thanks for clearing that up. It stings a little less now.
  13. Phineas

    EPCOT's Mission SPACE set to undergo exterior refresh

    I seem to remember reading here that we were originally supposed to get a dark ride about the history and future of space exploration, in addition to the nauseating migraine factory simulator that we have now. But naturally the company that has more money than Midas ran out of money when...
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    News Test Track to be reimagined

    Honestly really excited for this. Test Track always felt soulless to me, lacking in that Epcot magic. I still have nightmares of getting stuck in the queue of version 1.0 with that incessant clanging, banging, metallic loop for 45 minutes. And holy heck is designing a car pointless in its...
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    News Disney World's Magic Kingdom is experiencing widescale attraction closures this morning due to a bear

    Turns out Brer Bear goes from Lovable Oaf to Literal Menace as soon as he receives an eviction notice.
  16. Phineas

    News 'Encanto' and 'Indiana Jones'-themed experiences at Animal Kingdom

    Give me a capybara meet and greet experience and AK will finally be a whole day park for me.
  17. Phineas

    News Country Bear Jamboree is getting new songs and acts

    Fingers crossed they keep the iconic “Blood on the Saddle”, and remember that the cast are a little rough around the edges, and I can live with this. It beats them being banished forever. Edit: Having him drunkenly, laboriously sing “Let it Go” is also acceptable.
  18. Phineas

    Replace/refurbish Magic Carpets Of Aladdin

    Funnily enough, I’ve been brainstorming an idea for an ideal replacement for Magic Carpets of Aladdin. Because while it’s a bonafide classic, we cannot stand in the way of progress. Let me know what you think, the digital ink is mostly dried:
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