I'm looking for the best jungle cruise jokes you've ever heard. I'm not taking credit for any of these as I'm sure they've been used by numerous skippers but here goes
(at the african veldt)
There is the first rule of the jungle...Survival of the fittest...As shown by the pride of lions protecting the sleeping zebra...(Crew gives a small laugh)...I'm just kidding kids...he's dead.
I think this may be William's.
(at the african veldt)
There is the first rule of the jungle...Survival of the fittest...As shown by the pride of lions protecting the sleeping zebra...(Crew gives a small laugh)...I'm just kidding kids...he's dead.
I think this may be William's.