Recent content by Phineas

I rode this one last time on my trip 3 weeks ago. The AA holding the telephone was paralyzed. No movement whatsoever, just dialogue from a static figure.

She’s…beautiful.

Alright so I’m gonna need them to sell the Candle Man at Memento Mori. Please and thank you.

Thanks for clearing that up. It stings a little less now.

I seem to remember reading here that we were originally supposed to get a dark ride about the history and future of space exploration, in addition to the nauseating migraine factory simulator that we have now. But naturally the company that has more money than Midas ran out of money when...

Honestly really excited for this. Test Track always felt soulless to me, lacking in that Epcot magic. I still have nightmares of getting stuck in the queue of version 1.0 with that incessant clanging, banging, metallic loop for 45 minutes. And holy heck is designing a car pointless in its...

Turns out Brer Bear goes from Lovable Oaf to Literal Menace as soon as he receives an eviction notice.

Give me a capybara meet and greet experience and AK will finally be a whole day park for me.

Fingers crossed they keep the iconic “Blood on the Saddle”, and remember that the cast are a little rough around the edges, and I can live with this. It beats them being banished forever. Edit: Having him drunkenly, laboriously sing “Let it Go” is also acceptable.

Funnily enough, I’ve been brainstorming an idea for an ideal replacement for Magic Carpets of Aladdin. Because while it’s a bonafide classic, we cannot stand in the way of progress. Let me know what you think, the digital ink is mostly dried:

Big Hero 6 would fit perfectly-we’re attending a San Fransokyo technology fair before things go awry. Like the current Imagination concept, only good. Heck, I just want them to make ANY new long form Omnimover ride, regardless of theme. Epcot basically perfected them as an art form, and then...

I’ve paid for limited edition pins that they throw into a box big enough for a pair of boots, with zero padding, and not always with the cardboard backing, just rattling around all the way to me. Even their paid shipping is a joke. Here’s $6-10 for you to haphazardly send me an item maybe...

Honestly, Jungle Cruise is easily in my top 5 attractions at Magic Kingdom, and these plans seem to be thoughtfully and respectfully conceptualized. I’m choosing to be optimistic with this one.

I mean...