I got stung by a wasp once at Disney. How much you think I could get?
You can’t absolve yourself from negligence, and that is what the plaintiff here has to proveComing soon - release waivers to be signed before you can enter a Disney Park.
I'm thinking along the lines of the ones you sign before having surgery listing everything that could go wrong up to and including death.
By entering DisneyWorld you hereby acknowledge that the following could happen to you:
Maiming by stroller or ECV strike, stomach distending from cupcakes, rotisserie type overheating in a Gondola, eye poked out by Star Wars fantatic with a lightsaber, etc, etc, etc any of which could result your untimely death.
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Or just hand them out at the gate to those individuals so that they can just wear them and CMs can gladly say...Pretty soon there will be a sign every three feet along with endless barriers and netting to "protect" stupid people from themselves and their lack of common sense. Enjoy the nice scenery while you can.
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Or just hand them out at the gate to those individuals so that they can just wear them and CMs can gladly say...
"Here's your sign."
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A seagull stole a pretzel right out of my hand at The Magic Kingdom once. It was pretty amazing.
Remember when Fabio got hit by a bird while riding a roller coaster somewhere?
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I usually agree but when the aggressive birds start pecking on my shoes and landing on my child, they get the popcorn they want.This is why I always want to punch people who think it's fun to feed the wildlife while they're at Disney. It alters the animals' behavior - see dive-bombing birds, birds/squirrels stealing food, etc. etc.
I was playing golf a week or so ago with my son in law. He had an open package of peanut butter crackers sitting in the cup holder of the golf cart and when we walked away from it toward the green, a huge crow swooped down and picked it up, package and all, and flew off. It was so funny. Of course, he is diabetic and he needed that snack, but, I found it hilarious. Partial payback for him stealing my little girl away.A seagull stole a pretzel right out of my hand at The Magic Kingdom once. It was pretty amazing.
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