Goofyernmost
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I have had three! The first one found a polyp, so I had to go back in 3 years. None on the second so it went to five years. That time there were 10, so it's back to 3 years again. The only time I get upset with the pre-work is trying to drink that much liquid in such a short time and also the no solid foods part of it. That gets especially bad if they don't do the procedure until mid-afternoon. That's pure torture. I have never dozed off during my exam and have always watched it on the screen. That part, including the polyp removal, is fascinating to me. Otherwise I don't find it all that uncomfortable, just something that I prefer not to do on a regular basis.Ya' know, I had heard so many horror stories that I thought the whole process would be a lot worse than it actually was. People are so full of BS (granted, I understand experiences may vary). I had the first one about 7 years ago (due for another one soon 'cause my grandfather died from colon cancer), and it was no big deal. Don't get me wrong, the whole bein' flushed 'till you're shrunk thing was not exactly fun, but, it wasn't that bad.
Then, when I had the actual procedure done, it got even sillier...!
They gave me the anesthetic, and I wasn't goin' out quite like they had expected I would. The Dr. looked at the nurse, and I heard her say to him in a muffled voice "I gave him the whole dose."
At that point, the good Dr. said "Well, since your awake, I might as well walk you through what I'm doing." He turned his monitor to where I could see the scope pics and he explained the whole thing to me as I was watchin' my colon on the big screen...!!!
After it was over he said "Well, you're as clean as a whistle. Any questions." Me "Nope." Him "Well, then I'll see ya' in 10 years."![]()
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However, I did get a bonus of full color photos of my colon to take home with me and, I assume, include in my family photo's. I am having a hard time deciding which one to use for this years Christmas card. There all so cute, and such a personal touch I think.
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