OK, just for the sake of clarification...
I'm talking about my own back yard at around 1-3a-ish in the morning. The back porch light is not turned on, nor are any house lights that could illuminate

the situation (I have my phone for a navigation light), and all the homes have 6' wood privacy fences surrounding their entire back yards.
If I've got a neighbor tryin' to peek through the really small gaps in the board slats at that time of the night/morning, I might just call the cops on them...!
And, BTW...
I was joking last night. Neither the dogs or I needed to go out.
Not right then, anyway.