Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

[Mr Bill]

Now I'm sure everyone's familiar with bad pickup lines, that might involve things like rearranging the alphabet or being from Tennessee. Does anyone have some WDW related ones? I've only come up with one so far myself, not too sure if I can post it here, it involves removing the wand. :lookaroun

 

[CThaddeus]

I PM'ed you a few, because I'd rather not get banned from the site tonight...and I'm not sure how far is too far!

ed: All of them have since been posted.

 

[meryll83]

What's the Tennesse one?
I don't think I've heard it.

Any non-offending Disney ones? :ROFLOL:

 

[mkt]

I've got a 1980's one from Family Guy :lookaroun

 

[mkt]

The only Disney pickup lines I can think of involve Vista Way, a gallon of bleach, Walgreens, and Pennicilin :zipit: :lol: :lookaroun

 

[Horizons78]

"Hey good lookin' - are you leaning my way or just standing clear of the doors?"

Got nuthin.....

 

[Buford]

"hey babe, I'm materializing for a swinging wake, and I'm expecting you" :lookaroun

 

[brkgnews]

"Which one of the million dreams are you?"

"You're such a hottie, you make the Norwegian CMs look like month-old School Bread"

"Wanna head to the laughing place?"

"You are not the first -- nor shall you be the last." :lookaroun

 

[slappy magoo]

Hey babe, wanna ride the wild mouse?

What? I'm talking about Space Mountain, what did you THINK I meant? Saucy monkey...
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Need someone to check that your seat belt is securely in place? mee-yow.
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I'm with the band (rock n roller coaster only)

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There's so much that we share- that it's time, we go bare...

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Wanna see the inspiration for the monorail?

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Are you real or did someone in Mousekeeping learn how to make a perfect 10 out of hand towels?

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You know, Donald Duck isn't the only one who looks great without pants...


use at you own risk, but if any of them works...you're welcome.

 

[c133125]

"You dropped your smile"

oh wait, thats just a line from a cast member that used to work there...

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

"Which one of the million dreams are you?"

:ROFLOL: This one had me laughing out loud here at work. Good one!

 

[Scooter]

Ladies only...."Is that a Mickey Mouse Premium ice cream bar in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

For the guys..."Care to join me on Mister (insert your name)'s Wild Ride?

(on the Monorail) "Please hold onto my hand rail throughout our journey"

(at The Contemporary Resort) My Monorail would Love to enter your 4th floor Concourse."

LOL I could do tons of these..shall I go on?

 

[mpoppins76]

The only Disney pickup lines I can think of involve Vista Way, a gallon of bleach, Walgreens, and Pennicilin :zipit: :lol: :lookaroun

:ROFLOL:

 

[maggiegrace1]

I would like to have the ones that cannot be posted sent to me in a PM please..

Im a dirty girl..

 

[dopey]

I would like to have the ones that cannot be posted sent to me in a PM please..

Im a dirty girl..

And then PM me. I'll let you know if they work. :animwink: :kiss:

 

[k.hunter30]

"We wants the redhead!"

gets me weak in the knees every time... :lookaroun

 

[atterris]

Im a dirty girl too.. Please pm me the naughty ones:fork:

 

[maggiegrace1]

And then PM me. I'll let you know if they work. :animwink: :kiss:

Of course..

 

[maggiegrace1]

"We wants the redhead!"

gets me weak in the knees every time... :lookaroun

I was gonna say something..but I do not want to be banned so..:zipit: :lookaroun

 

[k.hunter30]

I was gonna say something..but I do not want to be banned so..:zipit: :lookaroun