Disney Dad 3000
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MK Frontierland Shootin' arcade to close and replaced with DVC Member lounge
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WDWFREAK53
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It's nice that this lounge is around for DVC owners to avoid the crowds.
...as those DVC owners queue up in a long line of people to get in.
...as those DVC owners queue up in a long line of people to get in.
So for all the people who paid $99 for DVC+ how long have you been in line for?
If the capacity is more than 75, I'd be surprised.
This is nothing but misguided spending so that DVC can proclaim, "We're providing valuable perks to our members!!!". Of course, the real perks are long gone, thanks to $lappie and Josh, but sure. No one asked for this. Members don't want a 20 cent bag of chips and a dime's worth of soda with "complimentary wi-fi" that's running off the same backbone as the rest of the park. Members want the meager $125 discount back on the two levels of APs (only one more than the general, non-Florida resident public) they're allowed to purchase. Members want some discounts which are slightly greater than what AP holders get. They'd like to be treated with a modicum of respect after dropping $30k+ and being loyal park fans for years, but alas, we just get to typically wait longer for things like buses than the cattle staying at Port Orleans and Pop Century and have some twit tell us we can't have a second .75oz bag of chips or pretzels in the MAGICAL!!! lounge we didn't ask for.
SoFloMagic
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Missed opportunity not calling this "Tiana's Timeshare Tavern"
ToTBellHop
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I already know I’m Bob’s special spice.
donaldtoo
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SoFloMagic
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Yeah, but then you lose the alliteration.Based on the timeframe, shouldn’t that be “Tiana’s Timeshare Speakeasy”…?!
Maybe just theme it to muppets and call it Fozzie's Fractional-Ownership Freestyle Fountains
donaldtoo
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Or, let’s just call it “Stich’s Space Speakeasy”.
Does it even really matter anymore, regarding Disney “theming”…?!
and not just any soda - FREESTYLE!
Brian
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The absolute worst means of dispensing soda known to mankind.
UNCgolf
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Which is so much worse than a regular fountain!
I mean, not if you want to make something with other flavors... but if you actually want to get a normal Coke you're out of luck. Coca-Cola from a Freestyle machine tastes nothing like Coke from a bottle, can, or normal fountain. It's like a completely different drink, and it's also terrible.
Brian
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Theologians have confirmed that hell actually has soda machines, but it's just a single Freestyle machine. And there's always one person who has never used one before in front of you in line that is taste testing various flavor combinations while you just want to pour yourself a substandard Coke offering and get the disappointment over with.
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donaldtoo
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They need to not be sent to hell, but to Club Cool.
Bocabear
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There is no soda or chair worth waiting 4 hours for..... Just proves how hungry guests are for just about anything new....even if it is a soda and a seat....
UNCgolf
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Whenever a place only has Freestyle machines available I usually just drink water. I can't drink the awful "Coke" that they provide. So I guess I should thank Coke for making me drink less Coke.