Behold... WDW Executives & Zootopia Fans
Bob Iger: Man, Zootopia just became our 2nd highest grossing animated film, a lot of people say it’s better than Frozen, and everyone wants to meet the characters! So we’ll put them in a mediocre dance party!
Fellow Executive: Uh, are you sure that’s a good idea?
Bob Iger: Yup, it’s perfect!
1 MONTH LATER
Fellow Executive: Uh sir, our fans do not approve of it. They want to actually MEET the characters.
Bob Iger: They do! They have a dance party and everything-
Fellow Executive: No, actually MEET them, not dance with them. Fans want to actually give them big hugs, talk to them, and take a photo with them. Our fans want a meet-n-greet for Judy and Nick.
Bob Iger: OOOOH! Okay I got you now. We’ll give them a M&G at the Christmas Party meaning you can only visit them once a year!
Fellow Executive: You really don’t get what I’m trying to say do you-
Bob Iger: It’s PERFECT!!!
A FEW MONTHS LATER
Fellow Executive: Sir, our fans are really not happy with us that the M&G was only for the Christmas Party... They really want a permanent one.
Bob Iger: What was that? You said to give Anna, Elsa, and Olaf permanent M&G’s even though our fans are annoyed with us milking Frozen? Done and done!
Fellow Executive: Why does he never listen...
2 YEARS LATER
Fellow Executive: Sir, our fans are full-on angry with us now! They’re tired of us having no Zootopia merch, yet plenty for Frozen. They want a full-on demolition of the Planet Watch for a Zootopia area as well as a permanent M&G! Please sir, we’ve got to before our fans start leaving us!
Bob Iger: What was that? They want us to put Judy and Nick in another mediocre dance party where you can’t meet them but just dance with them? I’ve got ya!
Fellow Executive: *repeatedly bangs head on desk*
THE END