Scene: Magic Kingdom, HOT, mid-day, HOT, moderately busy, HOT, Dad looking laid back and collected, dressed comfortably pushing a toddler in a stroller who looks pretty happy (but HOT) and Mom, dressed for the club, make-up sliding down her face, hair beyond the frizz stage holding the hand of a preschooler who was dripping in sweat in her perfect little princess outfit, who was bordering a full breaking point.
Mom: "We need to keep moving. We are WAY off schedule"
Dad bends down and says to son in stroller "Son, when you plan a trip, make sure you remember to plan LUNCH. I'm starving-how 'bout you?. Take your time, enjoy things in life so you don't die from a stress heart attack like your mom probably will....."
Mom turns around and gives Dad a look that struck fear in the hearts of all who witnessed it.
Mom: "How about I schedule a divorce?"
Dad: "Well, if you feel you must...but can we eat first? Me and the kiddos are STARVING!!!"
Dad looks over at us as we've been right next to them through the whole thing, winks and says "Family vacations-they really bring out the best in everyone eh?"
We smiled and laughed a little. My DH said, "yep, and so does a good NAP!"
It became our tag line. When we could tell the kids were starting the downward spiral, we'd say "Naptime!" which meant head back to the resort, hit the pool, grab a bite, relax and enjoy!