1) You know the basic rules of DuckPin bowling.
2) You own got something from Job Lot.
3) You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" or "bubbla".
4) You serve bread with every meal.
5) You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm.
6) You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now.
7) You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes.
8) Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point.
9) You still call the Rhode Island Mall the Midland Mall.
10) You have used a demolished landmark when giving directions.
11) You have slammed on your brakes to discourage a tailgater.
12) You know what a burger "The Newport Creamery Way" is.
13) You have a degree from RIC, CCRI or URI.
14)You think Del's is great.
15) You've been to Twin Oaks for your birthday.
16) You know how to pronounce Pawtucket, Cowesett, Usqepaug, and Narragansett.
17) You've been to Scarborough Beach but not Block Island.
18) You know where "The Pier" is located.
19) You like your clam CHOW-dah clear not white or red.
20) You put vinegar on your french fries.
21) You've been on a Bay Queen cruise.
22) You can recognize a Cranston accent.
23) You drop the "w" in Greenwich, Kingstown, and Warwick.
24) You use the expression "down-city" for downtown.
25) You celebrate St. Joseph's Day and know what a "zeppolla" is.
26) You have at least one gallon of Newport Creamery coffee ice cream in your freezer.
27) You know what "ProJo" stands for.
28) You still call CCRI "reject".
29) You think that "party/potty" "God/guard" "law/lore" and "hot/heart" are examples of homonyms.
30) You know the original name for Airport Road.
31) You always start giving directions by saying, "Well, you get on 95."
32) You know what "John from Alpert's" sounds like.
33) You refer to the movies as "the show."
34) You know what Allie's makes.
35) You know what a "package store" is.
36) Your favorite expressions are, "Are you serious?", "Wicked", and "You know what I'm saying?"
37) You know you need "quahogs" to make "stuffies".
38) You know there's a West End but not a West Providence.
39) You think banana, vanilla, and idea all end in "r".
40) You put celery salt on your hotdogs.
41) You see turn signals or "directionals" as optional car equipment.
42) Your into Keno, Powerball and the drawin'.
43)When told surprising news, you answer "Geddout", or if you're female, "No Suh!"
44) If you are going to the basement, you're going "down cellar."
45) Instead of eating dinner, you eat suppa.
46) You call spaghetti sauce, "gravy."
47) You know what "Leggs and Eggs" is.
48) You ask your mechanic to give you a state inspection sticker even though your car failed.
49) You know that there is never any school in Fosta-Glosta when it snows.
50) You've gone to Cumbie's for milk or gas.
51) You've eaten Jonnycakes or Johnny cakes (with an h if the fllint corn comes from out of state).
52) You've voted a convicted felon into office at least twice!
Your a native Rhode Islander and you know you're not in Rhode Island if:
53) Your new friends start asking you to repeat words such as car, potato, pizza, barber, and chowder.
54) You see a car with RI plates and you have an uncontrollable urge to ask, "What pot?"
55) You ask a friend who's going to Rhode Island to bring back some Saugy's and/or hot weenies.
56) The car in front of you is using its turn signal.
57) You'd gladly shell out $35 for a black market bottle of coffee syrup!
58) You've driven 5 miles in a populous area and have not seen a Dunkin' Donuts.
59) You ask the waitress for a grinder and she gives you directions to Home Depot or Lowe's.
60) No one wishes you a Happy St. Joseph's day.
61) You don't get VJ day off from work.
61B) You celebrate VJ Day.
62) When you say that you have a "great idear," people look at you funny.
63) You receive blank stares when asking where the "bubbla" is located.
64) You're reading this and pronouncing all the words like a true Rhode Islander.
65) You're proud as hell to (still) be a Roe Dylinda!
66) Newport Creamery has the best ice cream.
67) Nowhere in Rhody takes you more than 45 minutes to get too.
Anything else?
I aplly to everyone except 20, 42, 43, 46, 47, 48, 50, 51, 52, 54, 57, 59.
2) You own got something from Job Lot.
3) You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" or "bubbla".
4) You serve bread with every meal.
5) You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm.
6) You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now.
7) You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes.
8) Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point.
9) You still call the Rhode Island Mall the Midland Mall.
10) You have used a demolished landmark when giving directions.
11) You have slammed on your brakes to discourage a tailgater.
12) You know what a burger "The Newport Creamery Way" is.
13) You have a degree from RIC, CCRI or URI.
14)You think Del's is great.
15) You've been to Twin Oaks for your birthday.
16) You know how to pronounce Pawtucket, Cowesett, Usqepaug, and Narragansett.
17) You've been to Scarborough Beach but not Block Island.
18) You know where "The Pier" is located.
19) You like your clam CHOW-dah clear not white or red.
20) You put vinegar on your french fries.
21) You've been on a Bay Queen cruise.
22) You can recognize a Cranston accent.
23) You drop the "w" in Greenwich, Kingstown, and Warwick.
24) You use the expression "down-city" for downtown.
25) You celebrate St. Joseph's Day and know what a "zeppolla" is.
26) You have at least one gallon of Newport Creamery coffee ice cream in your freezer.
27) You know what "ProJo" stands for.
28) You still call CCRI "reject".
29) You think that "party/potty" "God/guard" "law/lore" and "hot/heart" are examples of homonyms.
30) You know the original name for Airport Road.
31) You always start giving directions by saying, "Well, you get on 95."
32) You know what "John from Alpert's" sounds like.
33) You refer to the movies as "the show."
34) You know what Allie's makes.
35) You know what a "package store" is.
36) Your favorite expressions are, "Are you serious?", "Wicked", and "You know what I'm saying?"
37) You know you need "quahogs" to make "stuffies".
38) You know there's a West End but not a West Providence.
39) You think banana, vanilla, and idea all end in "r".
40) You put celery salt on your hotdogs.
41) You see turn signals or "directionals" as optional car equipment.
42) Your into Keno, Powerball and the drawin'.
43)When told surprising news, you answer "Geddout", or if you're female, "No Suh!"
44) If you are going to the basement, you're going "down cellar."
45) Instead of eating dinner, you eat suppa.
46) You call spaghetti sauce, "gravy."
47) You know what "Leggs and Eggs" is.
48) You ask your mechanic to give you a state inspection sticker even though your car failed.
49) You know that there is never any school in Fosta-Glosta when it snows.
50) You've gone to Cumbie's for milk or gas.
51) You've eaten Jonnycakes or Johnny cakes (with an h if the fllint corn comes from out of state).
52) You've voted a convicted felon into office at least twice!
Your a native Rhode Islander and you know you're not in Rhode Island if:
53) Your new friends start asking you to repeat words such as car, potato, pizza, barber, and chowder.
54) You see a car with RI plates and you have an uncontrollable urge to ask, "What pot?"
55) You ask a friend who's going to Rhode Island to bring back some Saugy's and/or hot weenies.
56) The car in front of you is using its turn signal.
57) You'd gladly shell out $35 for a black market bottle of coffee syrup!
58) You've driven 5 miles in a populous area and have not seen a Dunkin' Donuts.
59) You ask the waitress for a grinder and she gives you directions to Home Depot or Lowe's.
60) No one wishes you a Happy St. Joseph's day.
61) You don't get VJ day off from work.
61B) You celebrate VJ Day.
62) When you say that you have a "great idear," people look at you funny.
63) You receive blank stares when asking where the "bubbla" is located.
64) You're reading this and pronouncing all the words like a true Rhode Islander.
65) You're proud as hell to (still) be a Roe Dylinda!
66) Newport Creamery has the best ice cream.
67) Nowhere in Rhody takes you more than 45 minutes to get too.
Anything else?
I aplly to everyone except 20, 42, 43, 46, 47, 48, 50, 51, 52, 54, 57, 59.
