They boned Toy Story Land so badly.... It's incredible how poorly they did with that land....This one is easy. Demolish Toy Story Land in its entirety at DHS. They could replace it with another Toy Story Land -- just one that isn't so poorly designed. It's a wildly inefficient use of space and looks cheap; it's embarrassing in a Disney park.
At EPCOT... there are 9000 things they need to do, but the first thing on my list would be to eliminate Frozen Ever After and restore the Norway pavilion to an actual Norway pavilion instead of an Arendelle one. Obviously everyone wants Imagination fixed, but that's something they're going to be forced to do anyways.
Animal Kingdom needs expansions, but everything that's currently there is pretty good as-is with the exception of Dinorama. That's the only area that really needs a renovation.
Magic Kingdom -- bulldoze the Speedway and build something better there. My second choice would be to eliminate the Jungle Cruise to use that space for something else as well as open up easier access to the expansion pad.
That's an odd comment about the best park at DisneySorry but AK is not a favorite of ours.
Maybe you can hire Judge Reinholt to reprise his role as the pirate restaurant employee from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”…In DHS: Remove Muppetvision. That franchise is dead. Put a Roger Rabbit 3D movie in there instead. (Yeah, some might argue that HE'S dead. But I don't think he's dead, just dormant. He deserves better than to fade into oblivion).
In AK: Change Pandora into the Pride Lands or Jungle Book. You know, actual DISNEY creations.
Magic Kingdom: Put more Pirates in it. A Pirates-themed restaurant, modeled after The Black Pearl, with actors portraying pirates and barkeeps and wenches, would be cool. Maybe convert Tom Sawyer Island into a Pirates theme. (Yes, I know Tom Sawyer Island is a classic, and that Walt designed it, but it's dated. Something fresh needs to go there).
In EPCOT: Redo that sorry Figment ride! Restore it to its original version, but plus it. And bring back Dreamfinder!
Ok, since we’re dreaming…show Chappie the door and bring Disney back to the way it was…hire a financial wizard AND a creative wizard, lock them in a room and not let them out to even go to the bathroom and be forced to eat QS meals until they agreed to work together…that might take a while…my creative guru choice would be to bring Joe Rhode back and have him work with Tony Baxter and allow them to get those creative juices going again…now that that’s done…my next hire would be a food guru to create 3 divisions…Table Service VP, Quick Service VP and a snack/kiosk VP…they will each have their marching orders to create their own identities in their divisions while having a few common dishes for picky children…but not the same Sysco cafeteria food at every location.
At MK, give CoP its proper refurb with a 21st century last scene…Elon Musk will be brought in to redo ALL the space rides, Space Mountain & Astro Orbiter to Space X and the speedway will have Tesla electric cars with that center rail gone giving the drivers a little more autonomy to drive…Buzz and Monsters Inc will get moved to their respective areas of HWD and Stitch will return in an updated attraction. Maybe a really good trip to mars attraction where Buzz was.
Tiki birds gets a return to its glory days along with CBJ…Aladdin gets moved into Fantasyland…Splash gets returned to its original glory with disclaimer signs to make it a TEACHING OPPORTUNITY. TSI ends, with a bayou land and Tiana will have a brand new land on the island with the riverboat permanently parked and converted into a NOLA Cajun themed restaurant…a permanent pedestrian bridge will be built to the island and large Airboats will give guests rides around the river…that will also open the back plot up for development and maybe a HM themes restaurant as well. That’s it for now at MK…
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