Would you wait 7 hours to shop at the Star Wars Trading Post in Downtown Disney? - OCR/SCNG

Weather_Lady

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I would not wait 7 hours to shop.
I'd pass right by -- and wouldn't stop!
I would not, could not, stand in line
although those droids look mighty fine.
I will not wait for any store, for
life is short, and queues a bore.
If browsing can't be done with ease,
I'll keep my money, if you please,
(and seek life's pleasures near and far,
sans souvenirs of Wars of Star).
 

Figments Friend

Well-Known Member
I would not wait 7 hours to shop.
I'd pass right by -- and wouldn't stop!
I would not, could not, stand in line
although those droids look mighty fine.
I will not wait for any store, for
life is short, and queues a bore.
If browsing can't be done with ease,
I'll keep my money, if you please,
(and seek life's pleasures near and far,
sans souvenirs of Wars of Star).

This, right here, needs illustrations that parody the style of Dr. Suess.

Yes, indeed, it does!

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DavidDL

Well-Known Member
Well, yes but actually, no.

You can put yourself in the virtual queue for this store from anywhere using the correct URL, bypassing Disney's "location" requirement. Just do that long before you enter DTD and you won't technically be spending so many hours waiting.

Maybe that's why the lines are 7 hours long to begin with? But unlike myself, who visits once every few weeks to try my luck at a Kyber crystal or two, there are probably lots of scalpers doing this sort of thing daily.
 

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