Things I've learned from this thread -
1: People who don't have a job are lazy. All of 'em. Can't be that they're looking, because otherwise they'd have a job. Can't be that their age or their health restricts jobs and jobs they can do aren't available. Lazy. Probably shiftless too.
2: People who DO have a job but can't live on the wage are also lazy. All of 'em. After all, if they weren't lazy, they'd have a better job. Or more than one. Or more than two. Whatever it takes. It can't be that the job they has is all that's available. If that's the way it is, move, find the place where the jobs are, uproot your family, sell your possessions, the history books are filled with stories of people who went out to seek their fortune and found it. And since the history books AREN'T filled with stories of people who went out to seek their fortunes and DIDN'T find it, dying penniless and riddles with consumption, it stands to reason that no one in history ever failed in a quest for a better life.
2b: And while they're working those low-paying jobs, if they're not looking to better themselves, either by getting an education or looking for ANOTHER job, they're STILL lazy.
2c: And if they're also parents, they better keep an eye on their kids, or else they're bad parents. Why aren't they there for their kids? Probably out somewhere, loafing. But don't expect the government to help with afterschool care programs, and certainly don't expect subsidized lunches. Maybe the schools should fire some janitors and make the kids clean the halls. Who do janitors think they are, providing services for a wage? Find a better job, Lazybones!
3: Small businessmen MUST have the right to pay people less than a wage they can support themselves on, but society MUST reserve the right to sneer at the workers who take those jobs, even though many small businesses would close without people willing to take those jobs at those wages. Thank you for keeping the economy going. And eff you, Losers.
4: Workers who take those low-paying jobs and can't afford to live on the wages do not deserve federal aid, even though it's that aid that keeps small businessmen that can't afford (or simply refuse) to pay their workers better in business. No one gets a free ride. Though some businesses pay a vastly reduced rate.
5: Workers have the right to look for a better paying job, as long as they keep working the job or jobs they have and be responsible citizens and parents. But they don't have the right to request, demand or organize for better wages for the jobs they have. Who do they think they are? their job can easily be replaced by kids who we'll force to work for a free (or reduced) school lunch.
I'm sure I missed some valid points but hopefully that'll be enough for my Makers Overlords to take me with them when they decide to "Go Galt," close their factories and live an isolated-yet-idyllic life in the paradise they deserve for THEIR hard work while the rest of the world burns. I can be one of their butlers.
Man, I hope I don't have to kill a poor schoolchild for the right to be one of their butlers...