Words of Wisdom Where Free Likes Abound with No Effort

[WDWmazprty]

call now!

 

[SAV]

"Buy the Slap Chop...Wait 'till you see my nuts!"

 

[Vernonpush]

"But wait... there's more"

 

[SAV]

"for free...must pay additional Processing and Handling"

 

[rsoxguy]

We'll double your order.

 

[WDWmazprty]

call within the next 10 min! (regardless of what time of day it is or what time zone you're in):hammer::brick:

 

[SAV]

Billy Mays

 

[WDWmazprty]

Oxi-Clean

 

[NiarrNDisney]

Laundry

 

[WDWmazprty]

detergent

 

[Vernonpush]

soap

 

[SAV]

Rope

 

[trr1]

hog tie

 

[Vernonpush]

pork belt

 

[hcswingfield]

pork belly

 

[AgentB911]

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

...wait for it...


A pork chop!

 

[trr1]

bad joke

 

[SAV]

"I get no respect"

 

[Nemo14]

...take my wife....please

 

[unkadug]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...