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Why Men Are Just Happier People
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WDWSwashbuckler
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that's so weird, any other animals like that? My chromosomes are all messed up. I have muscular distrophy
Did you know that it is the male seahorse that gives birth to the young?
Yellow Shoes
Well-Known Member
you forgot one:
all underwear is equal--there is no "A" and "B" pile
all underwear is equal--there is no "A" and "B" pile
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Maria
:fork: PMS smiley: :goodnevil
....but it´s okay... WE carry the baby!
:animwink:
And that's a good thing? :lol:
Don L Duck
New Member
And don't forget the #1 reason men are happier.
drum roll please
We don't have to rub our eyes first thing in the morning.
think about it
It's good to be the king :king:
drum roll please
We don't have to rub our eyes first thing in the morning.
think about it
It's good to be the king :king:
Debbie
Well-Known Member
1) Don't you just love folding clothes in the garage? It gives a guy a real sense of peace!
2)I'll remember chocolate next time Don is PMS'ing
3)You may be president; I'm the Queen!
4)Car mechanics tell me the truth when I wear a white wet T-shirt
5)Just think what were thinking when we stare?
6)Remember one thing about the belly: Too big a tool shed makes us girls take a step back and think......hmmm I don't know about this
2)I'll remember chocolate next time Don is PMS'ing
3)You may be president; I'm the Queen!
4)Car mechanics tell me the truth when I wear a white wet T-shirt
5)Just think what were thinking when we stare?
6)Remember one thing about the belly: Too big a tool shed makes us girls take a step back and think......hmmm I don't know about this
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
I'll tell you anything you want to know. :lol:
disney_nutter
Active Member
ok another intresting fact the male gene is dieing more women are being born the y chromo is dead, nature has found out she doesnt need us anymore as we now have sperm banks they will keep a few of us and use us like cattle.
CrashNet
Well-Known Member
I like being a guy for a lot of those reasons but:
1. You can be president.
-Thats not necessarily true. Women can be president, its just no woman has tried.
2. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-I'm a little confused with this one...I don't have big hips or a belly to cover it. I don't drink a six pack, I carry it with me wherever I go! :lol:
1. You can be president.
-Thats not necessarily true. Women can be president, its just no woman has tried.
2. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-I'm a little confused with this one...I don't have big hips or a belly to cover it. I don't drink a six pack, I carry it with me wherever I go! :lol:
Don L Duck
New Member
Have'nt you ever heard the old joke?
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any b@!!s to scratch :lol:
Its good to be the king :king:
TravisMT81
Well-Known Member
it is true
disney_nutter
Active Member
What high land cattle? oh also heres an old joke ab women
why do women have small feet?
so they can stand closer to the sink!!
*waits for the women to shove him down someone's pants*
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
*shoves disney nutter down scott's pants*