Why did the chicken cross the road?

[SirNim]

Originally posted by Eeyore
Sure it's important! It hasn't really been "upgraded" though, it's just stuck up at the top of the list and the important tag just goes along with that, can't be changed.
Laughter is the best medicine! I think a lot of people around here need to lighten up and I was just trying to help with that.

It's upgraded... :lol:

Oy... :lol:

ok..

in response to all the jokes you posted above:






:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SirNim]

Knock knock

 

[miles1]

So back to the original post:

Why did the chicken cross the road?








Well, If Colonel Sanders was chasing you with a deep fryer, you'd run like he** too!

 

[kvan]

What's the most popular snack on Mars?












A. Marshmallows. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SirNim]

Originally posted by SirNim
Knock knock

*ahem*

Someone say "who's there?"

 

[kvan]

here it goes,




"who's there?"

 

[SirNim]

GORILLA...

 

[tigsmom]

gorilla who?..............

 

[SirNim]

GORILLA MY DREAMS.



































:lol: :lol:

:drevil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

Believe it or not I knew this would be the answer!
Do you know the next line in the song?

 

[SirNim]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Do you know the next line in the song?

NO! :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

Its:

"I'm calling you who who whoooo"

Old and corny.:lol:

 

[kvan]

What do you call a crazy spaceman































an astro- nut :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

How are Mickey Mouse, Pumba, and, Pluto alike?




























They are all stars with tails!! ahhahahaha :lol:

 

[kvan]

Why did the robot cross the road??





















because he was carbon bonded to the chicken :hammer:

 

[Eeyore]

What do you call a spaceship that is always sorry?













:lol:







an Apollo G!! hahahaha :lol:

 

[wdwmagic]

How does a barber cut the hair on the moon?

















E clipse it!
ahhahahaha :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by wdwmagic
E clipse it!
ahhahahaha :lol:

good one! :kiss: :lol:

 

[TURKEY]

*sends Eeyore to the insane asylum*

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy
*sends Eeyore to the insane asylum*

:lol:

Why don't people go to the moon for vacation?




















Because it has no atmosphere! hehehehehe :lol: