Who Should Narrate New Spaceship Earth?

[Josh Hendy]

At a museum you can rent headphones with a guided tour in the language of your choice ... you know where I'm going with this? Think Rip Ride Rockit with choices from Samuel Jackson to Jeremy Irons. Plus secret off-menu codes for Gilbert Gottfried, Jar-Jar and Donald Duck.

Would be so cool and the headphones would cover up a lot of the clunkiness of the ride vehicles.

 

[peter11435]

At a museum you can rent headphones with a guided tour in the language of your choice ... you know where I'm going with this? Think Rip Ride Rockit with choices from Samuel Jackson to Jeremy Irons. Plus secret off-menu codes for Gilbert Gottfried, Jar-Jar and Donald Duck.

Would be so cool and the headphones would cover up a lot of the clunkiness of the ride vehicles.

You can already select the language on SSE and receive different narrator tracks. So it basically already exists

 

[ᗩLᘿᑕ ✨ ᗩζᗩᗰ]

Someone leaked the new narration for Spaceship Earth.

Yikes. This will suck with all these budget cuts.

James Corden making it hip and trendy at a cheap price.

Seriously. This park needs these overhauls. Delay everything and come up with something competent.

Hope that isn't legit. I have a feeling it isn't. It would already be dating itself using trendy jargon. (that will fall out of favor) Plus, I'm not picking up on the storylight vibe. How is that timeless?

 

[ImperfectPixie]

I hope that isn't legit. It's already dating itself using trendy jargon (that will fall out of favor)
How is that timeless? Sad.

I almost shared it...then I read the text. I can't imagine Disney allowing that at all.

 

[trainplane3]

Hope that isn't legit. I have a feeling it isn't. It would already be dating itself using trendy jargon. (that will fall out of favor) Plus, I'm not picking up on the storylight vibe. How is that timeless?

I almost shared it...then I read the text. I can't imagine Disney allowing that at all.

It's not. If they would've read the comments, they would've seen it's a joke. Or maybe they intended to post it here as a joke? A joke that's two months old.

 

[The Grand Inquisitor]

At a museum you can rent headphones with a guided tour in the language of your choice ... you know where I'm going with this? Think Rip Ride Rockit with choices from Samuel Jackson to Jeremy Irons. Plus secret off-menu codes for Gilbert Gottfried, Jar-Jar and Donald Duck.

Would be so cool and the headphones would cover up a lot of the clunkiness of the ride vehicles.

I cannot picture Jar Jar or Donald Duck narrating this

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

I'd go Joe Pesci if we're looking for "flair"

And as a darkhorse I'll enter Chris Eubank into the running.

 

[Goofyernmost]

I'd go Joe Pesci if we're looking for "flair"

And as a darkhorse I'll enter Chris Eubank into the running.

Joe Pesci could narrate the snot out of SSE. He could tell us about how the yutt of the stone age spent their day.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Joe Pesci could narrate the snot out of SSE. He could tell us about how the yutt of the stone age spent their day.

"In ancients times, yutes used a rock to beat the crap out this ting called bamboo so theys could make paper."

 

[BubbaisSleep]

Danny Devito would make a fun ride especially after a drinking around the world day.

 

[Josh Hendy]

"In ancients times, yutes used a rock to beat the crap out this ting called bamboo so theys could make paper."

Lol, the honey badger narrator.

 

[The_Jobu]

Deepfake technology has come a long way. Get "Walt" to do it.

 

[No Name]

Will Arnett

 

[Movielover]

Deepfake technology has come a long way. Get "Walt" to do it.

Better yet, get Tom Hanks as Walt

 

[disney4life2008]

Janet Mock

 

[HauntedMansionFLA]

I just watched Margin Call and Jeremy Irons was spectacular.

 

[Movielover]

I just watched Margin Call and Jeremy Irons was spectacular.

I much prefer Irons from Dungeons and Dragons...

 

[RSoxNo1]

I vote for Lawrence Dobkin so that Marty Sklar can be correct.

 

[ryguy]

Dude from Ancient Aliens and Oak Island. He has a pretty cool voice.

 

[OldYeller]

Danny Devito would make a fun ride especially after a drinking around the world day.

Only if he does it as Frank Reynolds