Who Ambushed Barnum42's Lady Friend?

[xfkirsten]

But you were AWFULLY close. Too close in fact!!

Umm... umm... *desperately* LOOK! A COW! *points, then runs when everyone's looking the other way*

 

[Connor002]

Umm... umm... *desperately* LOOK! A COW! *points, then runs when everyone's looking the other way*

Quick, After her!
And bring the WDWMAGIC angry mob, this could get ugly...

 

[xfkirsten]

*calls up her animal minions: Shamu, her betta, and her Wolf Center wolves*

They'll protect me! I'm innocent! :lookaroun

 

[cherrynegra]

Umm... umm... *desperately* LOOK! A COW! *points, then runs when everyone's looking the other way*

GET HER!! SHE'S TRYING TO RUN FOR IT!! GET HER BEFORE SHE HITS THE HYPERION THEATER!!! HER SECRET LAIR!!

 

[xfkirsten]

Aladdin! I need you and Carpet to help me!!!!

 

[barnum42]

I'm inclined to believe this - The Rhondda Valleys are relatively quiet and a giraffe in one of the small towns there would certainly make the news - no matter how stealth like her powers she would be noticed.

To reinforce this theory:

 

[Safari Giraffe]

Umm... umm... *desperately* LOOK! A COW! *points, then runs when everyone's looking the other way*

*sticks out her long giraffe leg and trips xfkirsten*

 

[xfkirsten]

*sticks out her long giraffe leg and trips xfkirsten*

How could you betray me? I'm even doing my research on your relatives, the okapis!

 

[nibblesandbits]

GET HER!! SHE'S TRYING TO RUN FOR IT!! GET HER BEFORE SHE HITS THE HYPERION THEATER!!! HER SECRET LAIR!!

I'm gaining on her!

 

[Computer Magic]

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of this account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may as I've heard this story a number of times:

if you'll indulge me. According to the story she fell off the stool. The stool then proceeds to ricochet off the table striking Joe between the third and forth rib. The stool then came off the rib turned and hit joe in the right wrist causing him to drop his towel. The stool then bounced off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Joe's left thigh. That is one
magic story:

I am saying that the person mentioned above could not have done this... that there had to have been a second person behind the plants on the gravelly road.

EVIDENCE:

 

[cherrynegra]

*sticks out her long giraffe leg and trips xfkirsten*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Safari Giraffe]

How could you betray me? I'm even doing my research on your relatives, the okapis!

I'm sorry. *Helps you up and blocks the "others" from catching you.*

 

[cherrynegra]

I'm sorry. *Helps you up and blocks the "others" from catching you.*

OUT OF OUR WAY CAMELOPARDALIS RETICULATA!!!

 

[MKCP 1985]

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise
of this account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may as
I've heard this story a number of times:

if you'll indulge me. According to the story she fell off the stool. The stool then proceeds to ricochet off the table striking Joe between the third and forth rib. The stool then came off the rib turned and hit joe in the right wrist causing him to drop his towl. The stool then bounced off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Joe's left thigh. That is one
magic story:

I am saying that the person mentioned above could not have done this... that there had to have been a second person behind the plants on the gravelly road.

EVIDENCE:

LMAO! Maximize the photo!

 

[Safari Giraffe]

Run kirsten RUN.......I can only hold them off for so long.

 

[barnum42]

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of this account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may as I've heard this story a number of times:

if you'll indulge me. According to the story she fell off the stool. The stool then proceeds to ricochet off the table striking Joe between the third and forth rib. The stool then came off the rib turned and hit joe in the right wrist causing him to drop his towel. The stool then bounced off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Joe's left thigh. That is one
magic story:

I am saying that the person mentioned above could not have done this... that there had to have been a second person behind the plants on the gravelly road.

EVIDENCE:

Very good point. Apart from the fact the stool would have to go almost sixty miles to hit me. But the mysterious captain behind that grassy knoll does look suspicious!

 

[Connor002]

I'm sorry. *Helps you up and blocks the "others" from catching you.*

Ha, now we can get you with accesory to the crime!

 

[MKCP 1985]

Ha, now we can get you with accesory to the crime!

Connor turns on Mrs. Giraffe? et tu, Connor?

 

[cherrynegra]

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of this account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may as I've heard this story a number of times:

if you'll indulge me. According to the story she fell off the stool. The stool then proceeds to ricochet off the table striking Joe between the third and forth rib. The stool then came off the rib turned and hit joe in the right wrist causing him to drop his towel. The stool then bounced off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Joe's left thigh. That is one
magic story:

I am saying that the person mentioned above could not have done this... that there had to have been a second person behind the plants on the gravelly road.

EVIDENCE:

You mean Gary was helping Kirsten!!!!!

 

[barnum42]

I have no idea what the story behind this is . . .

Hmmmmm. Kind of damning given the evidence in post #70!