Since you insist...
Assumption #1.
1 - I did not assume the poster's intent. "Which one's the worst?" is the title of the thread, followed by the poll question: "If there was one park you could close completly of,which would it be?" and then the question in the post: "If you had to pick one park to close WITHOUT salvaging anything, which one would you pick?" From these three questions, we are to pick a park, without salvaging anything, that can be closed [because] it is the worst. If that is not the case, then the question "which one is the worst" is useless. If these other two questions are asked alone, and then I made the point that someone is asking which park is the worst by asking these questions, then I am making an assumption of the intent of the poster.
Assumptions# 2, 3, and 4.
2 - How am I twisting a 4 word sentence? It means exactly what it says and no inference is required. In fact, one would have to actually make an assumption to come to the meaning the question actually intended if it meant anything other than what it says.
3 - Please look up the definition of passive-aggressive. Skip on over a few pages to the definition of rant, while you're at it.
4 - I don't have standards of how people word things, nor did I attempt to impose said non-existent standards. I was merely stating what I believe, which once again is that the question that was asked in the title is useless. I also gave a suggestion for a new title which could be discussed with some meaning.