Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[PUSH]

Just talked to my daughter for the last time in her 20's...

Does she turn 30 tomorrow?

 

[Nemo14]

Does she turn 30 tomorrow?

yes indeedy - hard to believe since I just turned 39 a couple of weeks ago...

 

[PUSH]

yes indeedy - hard to believe since I just turned 39 a couple of weeks ago...

I've heard the youngest person to give birth was 9 years old... didn't realize it was you!

 

[Nemo14]

I've heard the youngest person to give birth was 9 years old... didn't realize it was you!

It's all true - honest...

 

[PUSH]

Done with US History through 1877! Wrote four paragraphs, then wrote two essays by hand. Needless to say, my hand isn't feeling the best right now.

 

[NYwdwfan]

yes indeedy - hard to believe since I just turned 39 a couple of weeks ago...

When my daughter turned 10 I realized I needed to stop telling strangers I was 27.

 

[NYwdwfan]

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I prefer the butterscotch pudding cups over the chocolate ones.
Also, I eat them at room temp.
Plus, I lick the lid first.

What does this say about me? Analysis?

Clearly you belong in a battered women's home. Duh.

 

[Lucky]

Done with US History through 1877!

They can't end the course there and leave you in suspense. You won't find out whether President Wellesley wins re-election until next semester?

 

[Lucky]

When my daughter turned 10 I realized I needed to stop telling strangers I was 27.

Don't you teach your kids that honesty is overrated?

 

[PUSH]

They can't end the course there and leave you in suspense. You won't find out whether President Wellesley wins re-election until next semester?

I won't ever learn. I'm not taking another history course.

 

[PUSH]

Don't you teach your kids that honesty is overrated?

And that rules are meant to be broken?

 

[PUSH]

37 days!

PS- This picture is from when the Packers came back from a 23 point deficit against Dallas with Matt Flynn as QB... just sayin.

 

[acishere]

I won't ever learn. I'm not taking another history course.

Spoiler

The boat sinks and everyone dies.

Spoiler

And all the stepdads turn out to be jerks which makes Ethan Hawk's father not really seem that bad in comparison.

 

[NYwdwfan]

@Nemo14 - Happy 30th anniversary of your daughter's birth!

 

[Lucky]

I won't ever learn. I'm not taking another history course.

"Alex, I'll take US History up to 1877 for $200, please."

"I'm sorry, Mr. PUSH, but the category is US History AFTER 1877."

"Uhhh...give me Mongolian Folk Songs for $200, Alex."

 

[unkadug]

Today's wake-up picture

Dogwood Reincarnation

 

[meyeet]

@unkadug Great profile pic!

Also, I clicked so how long until I get my free fastpasses?

 

[trr1]

May 14: National Buttermilk
Biscuit Day

 

[Lucky]

The Memphis Commercial Appeal is reporting that the engineer in the Amtrak crash graduated from my high school in 2001. (He survived but apparently had a concussion and says he can't remember what happened.)

 

[meyeet]

The Memphis Commercial Appeal is reporting that the engineer in the Amtrak crash graduated from my high school in 2001. (He survived but apparently had a concussion and says he can't remember what happened.)

That's probably exactly what my lawyer would tell me to say after I was involved in a deadly crash.