The ones that amuse me are the religious ones. Share this or post Amen and God will reward you with money. Yup, that's going to happen. Also the ones that feel the need to share whatever accomplishments they have made on some online game. Seriously, does one think that anyone else gives half a carp?
I'm wondering now if American alligators can ever be considered "therapy animals". I mean, it's certainly far more relaxing to watch them than it is to sit in traffic or have a stressful day at work. Based on this fact alone, now I just need to get me some papers signed, and *voila* instant travel companion!I think the passenger who brought the turkey, is a bigger turkey than the actual turkey?!!
That just made me giggle. Reminded me of a line in The Muppet Family Christmas when Swedish Chef thinks Sprokett's dog is the turkey. Sprocket says something to the effect that That is not the turkey. The turkey is the turkey, you turkey!I think the passenger who brought the turkey, is a bigger turkey than the actual turkey?!!
I wonder if turkeys know how delicious they are.
I'm in a horrible mood (no real reason for it), so I'm following my mama's advice - If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
I was in a terrible mood earlier because I was tired. I'm in a better mood now because I woke up even though I didn't get anymore sleep. Makes sense, right?
I've started watching a bit too. I usually shut him off after the first guest, if not before.
Purel that hand.
I love her stories about her mom. She seems to have one in every talk show she goes on.
