But it's super cold, so there's no way global warming is a thing...There is no worry about sailing over the edge, my friend. The flat earth is entirely ringed by a 150’ tall ice wall, which NASA has convinced those silly Round Earthers is Antarctica.
https://wiki.tfes.org/The_Ice_Wall
So, it’s a really good thing that Global warming is a total hoax, ‘cause once that ice ring melts, EVERYTHING is sliding off this flat plate.
Giant eye roll is implied. I’m not even going to emoji it.
No wait. Yes I am.