Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

Lucky

Well-Known Member
It's simple really... all you need is a regular ham, a large knife, a kid or a spouse, an office chair that revolves around 360 degrees and some duct tape. First tape the ham to the top of the head of the kid or spouse, seat them on the chair and start to spin them around in a circle while holding the knife in a horizontal position with the blade slightly held at a small angle. It will work fine or, at the very least, there will be one less person at the table and you can just slice the ham in a normal way after that. Works every time!
I always thought you just needed a spiral pig.
 

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