Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[JenniferS]

Ruh-Roh! Somebody might have misjudged the depth of the new furniture pieces.

The love seat doesn't really fit at the base of the stairs. Plan B - flip the locations of the two chairs and the love seat. The cats are beyond excited! They love a sturdy window seat.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Ruh-Roh! Somebody might have misjudged the depth of the new furniture pieces.

The love seat doesn't really fit at the base of the stairs. Plan B - flip the locations of the two chairs and the love seat. The cats are beyond excited! They love a sturdy window seat.View attachment 134199View attachment 134200View attachment 134201View attachment 134202View attachment 134203View attachment 134204

Looks really nice!!

Spoiler

Needs more pillows.

 

[PUSH]

MARCH 15TH

• National Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

This actually fits, because today I taught a lesson on misleading word problems. For example:

@JenniferS has 24 copies of Sharknado. She was jealous because she had 6 fewer copies than PUSH. How many copies does PUSH have?

3rd graders see the word fewer and assume you must subtract: 24-6=18 copies of Sharknado.

When in reality you must add: 24+6=30 copies of Sharknado.

 

[JenniferS]

This actually fits, because today I taught a lesson on misleading word problems. For example:

@JenniferS has 24 copies of Sharknado. She was jealous because she had 6 fewer copies than PUSH. How many copies does PUSH have?

3rd graders see the word fewer and assume you must subtract: 24-6=18 copies of Sharknado.

When in reality you must add: 24+6=30 copies of Sharknado.

@JenniferS has 24 copies of Sharknado?
@PUSH has 30?

Golly, that must be every copy ever sold!

 

[NYwdwfan]

@JenniferS has 24 copies of Sharknado?
@PUSH has 30?

Golly, that must be every copy ever sold!

Yeah - considering it's on Netflix.

 

[JenniferS]

Yeah - considering it's on Netflix.

Are you sure? This is the first I've heard of it.

 

[Goofyernmost]

This actually fits, because today I taught a lesson on misleading word problems. For example:

@JenniferS has 24 copies of Sharknado. She was jealous because she had 6 fewer copies than PUSH. How many copies does PUSH have?

3rd graders see the word fewer and assume you must subtract: 24-6=18 copies of Sharknado.

When in reality you must add: 24+6=30 copies of Sharknado.

Man, am I glad you spelled that out. I might have believed that PUSH only had 18 copies of Sharknado and then subsequently felt that he was a loser. I guess we dodged that bullet.

 

[unkadug]

DW came home last night and discovered our garage smelling of gasoline. I searched for the issue everywhere, cars and all the lawn equipment. I discovered there was the smallest leak on my weed whacker that was causing quite the smell. I put it out back as it was late at night and couldn't really determine the source. Going to look at it sometime today so see if I can find the issue. Bottom line, I hope it doesn't cause a fortune if it needs maintenance.

If a weed whacker costs a fortune to fix, then it's time for a new weed whacker.,

Why is it that we can say whack but we can't say k nob?

 

[acishere]

If a weed whacker costs a fortune to fix, then it's time for a new weed whacker.,

Why is it that we can say whack but we can't say k nob?

Using those words together in a sentence is likely to cause quite the scandal in the UK.

 

[Goofyernmost]

If a weed whacker costs a fortune to fix, then it's time for a new weed whacker.,

Why is it that we can say whack but we can't say k nob?

That would be because you can whack a body part, but, it can't be a body part. Besides, it's British... who knows what they are saying anyway.

 

[PUSH]

We are having our first thunderstorm of the year right now.

 

[unkadug]

We are having our first thunderstorm of the year right now.

A thunderstorm is just a melted blizzard.

 

[PUSH]

A thunderstorm is just a melted blizzard.

With thunder and lightning.

 

[unkadug]

With thunder and lightning.

Reminds me of Cantore and thundersnow.

 

[PUSH]

Just heard that someone found a bullet of an AK-47 sitting outside the building in question from yesterday. Some think it was just a planted bullet, but I don't like it.

 

[unkadug]

Just heard that someone found a bullet of an AK-47 sitting outside the building in question from yesterday. Some think it was just a planted bullet, but I don't like it.

Yeah...either not funny or really scary.

 

[JenniferS]

Hubby and I were fooling around on the stairs (in a goofing off sense, not a making out sense) and he zigged when I zagged.

This is what happens when a 250-lb oaf steps on a Princess' foot:


On the plus side, he turned his bad ankle; so we're both limping.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Hubby and I were fooling around on the stairs (in a goofing off sense, not a making out sense) and he zigged when I zagged.

This is what happens when a 250-lb oaf steps on a Princess' foot:
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On the plus side, he turned his bad ankle; so we're both limping.

Just bruised or potentially worse?

And when you call him an "oaf" I picture Wandering Oaken.

 

[JenniferS]

Just bruised or potentially worse?

Just bruised.
As you can see further up on my foot (and on every picture of my ugly hands), I am very veiny, and said veins are very close to the surface.

I often break a blood vessel in my finger just making the bed.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Hubby and I were fooling around on the stairs (in a goofing off sense, not a making out sense) and he zigged when I zagged.

This is what happens when a 250-lb oaf steps on a Princess' foot:
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On the plus side, he turned his bad ankle; so we're both limping.

I don't want to intentionally insult you, but, I really would never have associated that foot with that of a princess. But, whatever works for you.