Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Cesar R M]

This reminds me of The Bone Collector where the steam blasts that lady's face off.

That movie had its very creepy moments.. but pulls the CSI style up a lot.
Love Denzel Washington.

Nobody actually hates cats, they just hate crazy cat-lovers.

Reminds me..
the neighbourn's cat always goes for me because she knows I will pet her and scritch her.. my mother in the other hand.. hates her and only sees the cat as a poop and urine dispensing machine.

 

[Cesar R M]

I'm not crazy. My mother had be tested.

Did you ask them "What do you want?"

Never ask that question..
they will ask for your phone, a glass of sugar.. or GAAASP!
your lawnmower!

 

[Cesar R M]

You mean one who trips over downspouts and slams into a brick wall? My right knee got lucky, the downspout broke its fall.

You should wear your cuts and bruises proudly as "battle scars".

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
PUSH vs brick wall ... PUSH wins!

"Unstopable Push vs Unmovable brick"
Push wins.

I suppose it helps to have a strong aluminium casing.

 

[acishere]

I didn't see any of them.
Pretty sure they're not my kind of movie.

Yeah I definitely wouldn't suggest seeing it to you. Just one scene would clear up that what you pointed out is probably a zipper.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

"Kids, I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.


It was in a college class, then she messaged me on Facebook. That's about it. Don't forget to do your homework!"

Wow, three sentences verses ten seasons...that was quick.
But you'll probably have to explain what Facebook was.

 

[PUSH]

Wow, three sentences verses ten seasons...that was quick.
But you'll probably have to explain what Facebook was.

*cough* 9 seasons *cough*

 

[JenniferS]

I've seen The Hangover. That isn't what you think. Trust me.

Depends what you think I think.

 

[JenniferS]

*cough* 9 seasons *cough*

Ooooooh .... College kids, smarty-pants fight.

 

[acishere]

Wow, three sentences verses ten seasons...that was quick.
But you'll probably have to explain what Facebook was.

Kids Facebook was kind of like what MySpace is for you guys.

Spoiler

Yup MySpace makes a comeback and those ugly backgrounds will come back with it! What was old will be new again.

 

[acishere]

Depends what you think I think.

I know what you think.

Spoiler

We are the same person after all.

 

[PUSH]

Ooooooh .... College kids, smarty-pants fight.

We are pretty much the smartest age group on the planet. I know that because I am in college.

 

[PUSH]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

UPS, sign for this please.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

*cough* 9 seasons *cough*

Well, sorry, I didn't feel like looking it up.

 

[JenniferS]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Avon calling. Your doorbell's broken.


Probably funnier when @PUSH tells it.

 

[JenniferS]

Well, sorry, I didn't feel like looking it up.

Awwwww. Fight over.

Spoiler: What are you?

Canadian?

 

[PUSH]

Well, sorry, I didn't feel like looking it up.

But now that you've posted it on the internet it has to be true. But we have two different answers, what do we do!?

 

[PUSH]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Avon calling. Your doorbell's broken.


Probably funnier when @PUSH tells it.

I had to look up what Avon was, but I applaud your effort. Or I'm just applauding because I'm not sure what's going on (I just watched that episode of Craig Ferguson).

 

[JenniferS]

Well, it's official. Mother's Day is over, and neither of my rotten kids wished me a happy Mother's Day.

My brother made me cry. (I was probably going to, anyway.)

And now, I'm off to bed. Good night all. Sweet dreams.

 

[acishere]

But now that you've posted it on the internet it has to be true. But we have two different answers, what do we do!?

Like @JenniferS said: FIGHT!

Spoiler

We might be betting on the winner. Good luck figuring out which of us bet on who.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

We are pretty much the smartest age group on the planet. I know that because I am in college.

We are. We may not know how to change a tire, how to balance a checkbook, what a 401K is, why we need a 401K, or how to make a bed with hospital corners, but darn it, we can tell you all about p-values, the difference between correlation and causation, the effects of general anxiety disorders, and what a monopsony is.