Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Taylor]

Well great for you if you have a tactoo, but we're talking about tattoos here.

What if I already had a tattoo of William Shatner. Hey it's late ok give me a break.

 

[PUSH]

What if I already had a tattoo of William Shatner. Hey it's late ok give me a break.

I tried having him tattooed on me, but it's not easy to get ink when you're made of metal.

 

[Darth Tater]

Imagine, if you will, that you're an overpriced hotel room. You're walking down a dark alleyway, minding your own business. All of a sudden, right in front of you, you see this:
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Shatner! I strike fear into the hearts of overpriced hotel rooms.

 

[PUSH]

Imagine, if you will, that you're in an overpriced hotel room. You're walking into the bathroom, minding your own business. All of a sudden, in the mirror, you see this:
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I am Shatner, and I have smokin' good looks.

 

[Darth Tater]

The very last thing an overpriced hotel room will ever see before it dies.
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[englanddg]

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Am I doing it right? I'm cool too, right?

 

[PUSH]

BREAKING NEWS!

Sharknado is coming to the big screen! I hear you going "WHAT?!?" That's right, the Oscar nominated, blockbuster, classic is coming to select screens across the USA for one day on August 2, 2013. Hopefully you'll be blessed by this opportunity.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_Ne...d-to-movie-theaters-Aug-2/UPI-40011374899727/

 

[Darth Tater]

BREAKING NEWS!

Sharknado is coming to the big screen! I hear you going "WHAT?!?" That's right, the Oscar nominated, blockbuster, classic is coming to select screens across the USA for one day on August 2, 2013. Hopefully you'll be blessed by this opportunity.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_Ne...d-to-movie-theaters-Aug-2/UPI-40011374899727/

!!!!!!!!

 

[PUSH]

Tater hasn't responded yet. I assume he's frozen with joy and excitement.

EDIT-- Never mind.

 

[Darth Tater]

BREAKING NEWS!

Sharknado is coming to the big screen! I hear you going "WHAT?!?" That's right, the Oscar nominated, blockbuster, classic is coming to select screens across the USA for one day on August 2, 2013. Hopefully you'll be blessed by this opportunity.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_Ne...d-to-movie-theaters-Aug-2/UPI-40011374899727/

I knew this would happen eventually. That level of cinematic achievement & perfection is deserving of a big screen appearance. Cannot wait!!

 

[PUSH]

I don't see why it was released on TV to start with. This could've made billions and break all kinds of records in theaters.

 

[Darth Tater]

I don't see why it was released on TV to start with. This could've made billions and break all kinds of records in theaters.

I know, right? Maybe they previewed the film on TV first to keep the lines at theaters from hitting astronomically high levels. (?) If they were to unleash all that excellence at once to the public, there would be total chaos.

 

[PUSH]

Everything would shut down for days because people would be waiting in line for Sharknado. Now it makes sense.

 

[Darth Tater]

Everything would shut down for days because people would be waiting in line for Sharknado. Now it makes sense.

That is very true. Probably why it is only being released for one day. But still, what an honor. It will be like watching it for the first time all over again...only on the big screen.

 

[PUSH]

I went to the big screen today, but nothing could top Sharknado. It's just so above everything else that it makes movies like Titanic look like low budget films with cheesy special effects.

 

[PUSH]

Well I'm gonna get some sleep so I can get in line for Sharknado. We all know that if you want a chance at a seat, then you have to line up by noon.

 

[Darth Tater]

I went to the big screen today,

What movie did you see?

 

[PUSH]

What movie did you see?

The Wolverine. It was okay, nothing special.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I tried having him tattooed on me, but it's not easy to get ink when you're made of metal.

Decals man, decals!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

In the theme of the Shatner, I just watched him in an episode of American Pickers. Or should I say " I...just saw him...in an episode....of American Pickers." (in a dramatic voice and holding hands up to add emphasis)