Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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donaldtoo

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Does this avatar make my butt look big?

Fortunately, I've never had any woman ever ask me that similar question before. No, not even my DW of almost 25 years. I say fortunately because, for that one and another one, I have two pat answers/remarks that I just couldn't possibly be expected to filter even on my best day ever...

Her: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Me: "No. The size of you butt makes your butt look big."
And, if a woman talking to me with her...well...bazooooms diplayed for all to see catches me glancin' at 'em and says... "Hey! My eyes are up here." There is NO POSSIBLE WAY I could EVER resist sayin' back to her... "I know, but those are down there."

I'd then be dead after that, but it would have been worth it...!
 

Nemo14

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Fortunately, I've never had any woman ever ask me that similar question before. No, not even my DW of almost 25 years. I say fortunately because, for that one and another one, I have two pat answers/remarks that I just couldn't possibly be expected to filter even on my best day ever...

Her: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Me: "No. The size of you butt makes your butt look big."
And, if a woman talking to me with her...well...bazooooms diplayed for all to see catches me glancin' at 'em and says... "Hey! My eyes are up here." There is NO POSSIBLE WAY I could EVER resist sayin' back to her... "I know, but those are down there."

I'd then be dead after that, but it would have been worth it...!

You might want to try this on first....just sayin'

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Soarin' Over Pgh

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Geez is not the word I would have used. I don't ignore anybody. Their stupidity amuses me but as they felt the need to attack fellow Sageteers I had to chime in.


Ah, sorry. Ignored before that. I've been on too many message boards and chat rooms in my life, I don't care for obvious drama queens like that.

What's the current saying? " ain't nobody got no time for that!"
 

Nemo14

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It is a crisp fall morning. But it was LIGHT out when my husband left for work - it's always so much easier to get up when there is sunshine!

The big irony now is that the new curtain I put up in our bedroom really blocks the sunshine in the morning. It's like sleeping in a cave!
 
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