StarWarsGirl
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Well, I'm home again today, so now I have composed a list of weird laws for @unkadug 's reading pleasure. 
1. In Baltimore, it is illegal to sell chicks to a minor within one week of Easter
2. In Alaska, you may not carry a concealed slingshot without a license
3. In South Carolina, when you are coming to a four-way stop in a non-horse-driven vehicle, you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm to warn horse traffic
4. Also in South Carolina, it is illegal to sell alcohol, operate a dance hall, or work on Sundays. The exception to work is that you may sell light bulbs on Sundays.
5. South Carolina has some strange laws. You may no keep a horse in a bathtub in South Carolina.
6. Texas has a weird law about milking cows that I would probably get in trouble for posting here.
7. Also in Texas, you may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
8. In Hawaii, you may not place a coin in your ears.
9. In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a bathing suit. Remind me to put on a cover-up next time I decide to do poolside karaoke at Disney.
10. Included in Florida's state constitution, it is illegal to confine pregnant pigs in a cage.
11. In North Dakota, it is illegal to serve beer and pretzels together at a restaurant.
12. In New York (no I am not making any of this up!) the penalty for jumping off of a building is death.
13. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key.
14. In Oklahoma, you may not have tissues in the back of your car
15. In Massachusetts, bullets may not be used as currency.
16. In California, bathhouses are illegal.
17. In PA, you may not sing in the bathtub
18. Also in PA, dynamite may not be used to catch fish.
19. Also in PA, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside.
20. Let's go back to where I'm from for a second, because there are some pretty dumb laws here. You may spit on the streets in Baltimore, but not in the sidewalks
21. I covered the lion at the movies thing in my last post, but it still needs to be included on this list.
22. You may not throw bails of hay out of a second story window in Baltimore
23. No cursing within Baltimore City limits. It's illegal.
24. In Delaware, you may not show an R rated movie in a drive-in theater.
25. In VA, it is illegal to tickle women
26. In VA, it is illegal to hunt on Sundays with the exception of raccoons which may be hunted until 2 am.
27. In GA, as well as a few other states, it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays
28. In South Dakota, no horses are allowed in a Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
29. In Iowa, one-armed piano players must perform for free.
30. In Arizona, hunting camels is prohibited.
31. In Connecticut, in order for a pickle to be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
32. In Utah, birds have right-of-way on all highways.
33. In New Jersey, you may not slurp your soup.
34. In New Jersey, it is illegal to frown at a police officer.
35. in New Jersey, you may not sell handcuffs to a minor.
36. Also in New Jersey, men may not knit during fishing season.
37. Don't steal an alligator in Louisiana. It could mean up to 10 years of jail time for you.
38. Also in Louisiana, it is illegal to gargle water in public.
39. In Colorado, no one may mutilate a rock within a state park.
40. In Oregon, ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
41. In Detroit, a pig may not run free unless it has a nose ring.
42. In Maine, there is a fine for keeping your Christmas decorations up past January 14.
43. In Idaho, you may not ride a merry-go-round on Sundays.
44. In Rhode Island, you may not throw pickle juice on a trolley.
45. In Mississippi, horses may not be housed within 50 ft of a roadway.
46. In Kentucky, you cannot dye a ducking blue and sell it unless more than 6 are for sale at once.
47. In Arkansas, if you don't know how to pronounce the name of the state, you can't say it. It's illegal to pronounce the state name incorrectly.
48. In Alabama, you may not throw an umbrella into the street for fear of spooking horses.
49. In Indiana, the value of pi is 3.
50. Also in Indiana, Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Is that enough for you to read
1. In Baltimore, it is illegal to sell chicks to a minor within one week of Easter
2. In Alaska, you may not carry a concealed slingshot without a license
3. In South Carolina, when you are coming to a four-way stop in a non-horse-driven vehicle, you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm to warn horse traffic
4. Also in South Carolina, it is illegal to sell alcohol, operate a dance hall, or work on Sundays. The exception to work is that you may sell light bulbs on Sundays.
5. South Carolina has some strange laws. You may no keep a horse in a bathtub in South Carolina.
6. Texas has a weird law about milking cows that I would probably get in trouble for posting here.
7. Also in Texas, you may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
8. In Hawaii, you may not place a coin in your ears.
9. In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a bathing suit. Remind me to put on a cover-up next time I decide to do poolside karaoke at Disney.
10. Included in Florida's state constitution, it is illegal to confine pregnant pigs in a cage.
11. In North Dakota, it is illegal to serve beer and pretzels together at a restaurant.
12. In New York (no I am not making any of this up!) the penalty for jumping off of a building is death.
13. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key.
14. In Oklahoma, you may not have tissues in the back of your car
15. In Massachusetts, bullets may not be used as currency.
16. In California, bathhouses are illegal.
17. In PA, you may not sing in the bathtub
18. Also in PA, dynamite may not be used to catch fish.
19. Also in PA, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside.
20. Let's go back to where I'm from for a second, because there are some pretty dumb laws here. You may spit on the streets in Baltimore, but not in the sidewalks
21. I covered the lion at the movies thing in my last post, but it still needs to be included on this list.
22. You may not throw bails of hay out of a second story window in Baltimore
23. No cursing within Baltimore City limits. It's illegal.
24. In Delaware, you may not show an R rated movie in a drive-in theater.
25. In VA, it is illegal to tickle women
26. In VA, it is illegal to hunt on Sundays with the exception of raccoons which may be hunted until 2 am.
27. In GA, as well as a few other states, it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays
28. In South Dakota, no horses are allowed in a Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
29. In Iowa, one-armed piano players must perform for free.
30. In Arizona, hunting camels is prohibited.
31. In Connecticut, in order for a pickle to be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
32. In Utah, birds have right-of-way on all highways.
33. In New Jersey, you may not slurp your soup.
34. In New Jersey, it is illegal to frown at a police officer.
35. in New Jersey, you may not sell handcuffs to a minor.
36. Also in New Jersey, men may not knit during fishing season.
37. Don't steal an alligator in Louisiana. It could mean up to 10 years of jail time for you.
38. Also in Louisiana, it is illegal to gargle water in public.
39. In Colorado, no one may mutilate a rock within a state park.
40. In Oregon, ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
41. In Detroit, a pig may not run free unless it has a nose ring.
42. In Maine, there is a fine for keeping your Christmas decorations up past January 14.
43. In Idaho, you may not ride a merry-go-round on Sundays.
44. In Rhode Island, you may not throw pickle juice on a trolley.
45. In Mississippi, horses may not be housed within 50 ft of a roadway.
46. In Kentucky, you cannot dye a ducking blue and sell it unless more than 6 are for sale at once.
47. In Arkansas, if you don't know how to pronounce the name of the state, you can't say it. It's illegal to pronounce the state name incorrectly.
48. In Alabama, you may not throw an umbrella into the street for fear of spooking horses.
49. In Indiana, the value of pi is 3.
50. Also in Indiana, Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Is that enough for you to read
