Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Darth Tater]

Bob Reservations can now be made 598 days in advance.

Please don't tell me a wristband is gonna one day be involved with this.

 

[Nemo14]

Ask & ye shall receive.

*faints*

what are we going to tell President Oboba now?

 

[Nemo14]

Please don't tell me a wristband is gonna one day be involved with this.

It's only a matter of time.

 

[PUSH]

Please don't tell me a wristband is gonna one day be involved with this.

But of course! They are expected to be rolled out later this year! No specific details, we just like to keep people hanging! One day they will just show up without any directions or anything! We find that it saves you time if we don't explain anything ahead of time. Thanks and have a magical evening!

 

[Nemo14]

Would it by any chance be under Robert?

try realBob

 

[Darth Tater]

But of course! They are expected to be rolled out later this year! No specific details, we just like to keep people hanging! One day they will just show up without any directions or anything! We find that it saves you time if we don't explain anything ahead of time. Thanks and have a magical evening!

pssst! You forgot to mention this is all in the name of NextGen.

'Cause gosh darn it, who wouldn't want Peter Pan to know your child's dog's name?

 

[Nemo14]

pssst! You forgot to mention this is all in the name of NextGen.

'Cause gosh darn it, who wouldn't want Peter Pan to know your child's dog's name?

*raises hand*

 

[PUSH]

*raises hand*

Do you have a question?

 

[PUSH]

try realBob

Ahh, there we go. Sorry for any inconvenience. You can now go to a WDW fan site and complain about the awful experience you have with me!

 

[Nemo14]

Do you have a question?

May I go to the lav?

 

[PUSH]

May I go to the lav?

Do you have reservations?

 

[Nemo14]

I have one for 11:00 but you'll let me go early, right?

 

[PUSH]

I have one for 11:00 but you'll let me go early, right?

Sorry madame, you'll have to wait. Plus, it's only 9:40 here.

 

[Nemo14]

Sorry madame, you'll have to wait. Plus, it's only 9:40 here.

*crosses legs*

 

[PUSH]

Someone left their car running in the parking lot.

 

[Nemo14]

*points*

"Oh look - it's Bob Saget!"


*dashes past PushyPush*

 

[PUSH]

The toilets read your wristband and the seat won't raise until it's your time.

 

[Nemo14]

*rips off wristband, stomps on it, smashes toilet lid*

 

[PUSH]

*Nemo falls in*

 

[Nemo14]

Fortunately I have my Magical Snorkel with me.