Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[PUSH]

Meanwhile, the Sageteers almost lost their Trash Can Leader. Here is my story...

Deep in the land of Wisconsin, there was a trash can. This was no ordinary trash can; this trash can could talk. He was the leader of a top secret (okay, not so secret since anyone can see it ) clan that followed Bob Saget and his ways. They were called the Sageteers. PUSH, the trash can previously mentioned, was catching up with his fellow tribe members when all of a sudden... it attacked. PUSH was flailing his little trash can flaps left and right trying to escape the assault. He quickly ran to get help. It was almost too late when he reached the help. Water was all he needed. His life was spared.

That's right, PUSH was attacked by air. The air had apparently gone down his throat and choked him! The horrors!

To this very minute PUSH always realizes that he was spared in the vicious assault, and he never takes anything for granted. Not even a BM.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I don't follow the thread but noticed it locked yesterday and unlocked today with a note saying to behave from Steve.

Not the first note, won't be the last I'm sure. It does bring traffic to the forum.

 

[NYwdwfan]

 

[meyeet]

Sometimes I get confused if "Like"ing something is good or bad. Am I liking that PUSH was almost killed by air or am I liking his telling of the story? The internet is hard...

 

[Nemo14]

Sometimes I get confused if "Like"ing something is good or bad. Am I liking that PUSH was almost killed by air or am I liking his telling of the story? The internet is hard...

It's OK to like both you know....

 

[PUSH]

It's OK to like both you know....

 

[Nemo14]

 

[meyeet]

So when a trash can dies I assume it is thrown in a larger trash can, does this mean that trash cans practice cannibalism?

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Meanwhile, the Sageteers almost lost their Trash Can Leader. Here is my story...

Deep in the land of Wisconsin, there was a trash can. This was no ordinary trash can; this trash can could talk. He was the leader of a top secret (okay, not so secret since anyone can see it ) clan that followed Bob Saget and his ways. They were called the Sageteers. PUSH, the trash can previously mentioned, was catching up with his fellow tribe members when all of a sudden... it attacked. PUSH was flailing his little trash can flaps left and right trying to escape the assault. He quickly ran to get help. It was almost too late when he reached the help. Water was all he needed. His life was spared.

That's right, PUSH was attacked by air. The air had apparently gone down his throat and choked him! The horrors!

To this very minute PUSH always realizes that he was spared in the vicious assault, and he never takes anything for granted. Not even a BM.

You come from a long line of ancestors that were created to have moldy bread , dead mice and dirty diapers put down their throats and you're going to be taken out by air....bad air, bad!

 

[meyeet]

or should that be CANnibalisim?

 

[Nemo14]

So when a trash can dies I assume it is thrown in a larger trash can, does this mean that trash cans practice cannibalism?

actually it's called trashcannibalism

 

[PUSH]

So when a trash can dies I assume it is thrown in a larger trash can, does this mean that trash cans practice cannibalism?

We are recycled into different things such as metal signs and other trash cans.

You come from a long line of ancestors that were created to have moldy bread , dead mice and dirty diapers put down their throats and you're going to be taken out by air....bad air, bad!

I'm used to breathing in secondhand smoke and smog... I'm not used to this non-pollution thing.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I stand corrected. The Spirited News thread was not locked temporarily for reasons of fighting this time. It was locked to remind people to stay on topic.

That's also a good lesson for us down here in the Saget thread as well. We must be careful to keep this on topic & maintain order. So be cautious not to drift too far off the subject of finding Bob, magical quests, 1970's cartoons, Sharknados, Betty White, frogs in hot tubs, cherries, gators, rhubarb, BM, famous sidekicks, writing BM novels, laptop problems, Ipads, trips to WDW, science, Alex Rodriguez, onions, teaching, William Shatner, cops, leftovers, dangerous animals, Home Alone fathers, British royalty, and assorted pastries, and we'll be just fine!

It was locked down so we could catch up some right?

 

[acishere]

We are recycled into different things such as metal signs and other trash cans.

I'm used to breathing in secondhand smoke and smog... I'm not used to this non-pollution thing.

This is why we should take every necessary step to remove all clear air from the earth. Along with cherry stems. Both are awful killing machines.

 

[PUSH]

This is why we should take every necessary step to remove all clear air from the earth. Along with cherry stems. Both are awful killing machines.

That's part of my campaign for my 2016 presidential race. Cherry stems and fresh air are BANNED!

Vote PUSH 2016!

I am PUSH and I approve this message.

Message brought to you by PUSH for President.

 

[meyeet]

That's part of my campaign for my 2016 presidential race. Cherry stems and fresh air are BANNED!

Vote PUSH 2016!

Message brought to you by PUSH for President.

must be a fake ad because PUSH did not approve that message

 

[PUSH]

must be a fake ad because PUSH did not approve that message

You must have skipped a part of the message, because I most certainly did, and there's nothing you can say or do that will change that.

 

[meyeet]

You must have skipped a part of the message, because I most certainly did, and there's nothing you can say or do that will change that.

If only the internet provided some sort of version control...

 

[acishere]

That's part of my campaign for my 2016 presidential race. Cherry stems and fresh air are BANNED!

Vote PUSH 2016!

I am PUSH and I approve this message.

Message brought to you by PUSH for President.

Finally a chance to vote for a candidate full of garbage! This is something I never thought I would be able to do!

 

[PUSH]

Finally a chance to vote for a candidate full of garbage! This is something I never thought I would be able to do!

Trash, not garbage. Garbage is what garbage cans are for. We are two totally different things, yet people still try to throw garbage in my instead of trash. How inconsiderate!