Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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MOXOMUMD

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Our first night at ASMusic we had been in the piano pool for 5 minutes when they told everyone to get out of the pool for a "maintenance issue". We were packing up our stuff to go to the main pool when we noticed a CM with a big skimmer scoopin' poop. (Who does that!) The pool stayed closed the rest of the night.
 

Zweiland

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THE POOP LIST
-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.

-- Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.

-- Corn Poop: Self-explanatory.

-- Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

-- Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.

-- The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake will release it.
 

PUSH

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THE POOP LIST
-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.

-- Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.

-- Corn Poop: Self-explanatory.

-- Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

-- Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.

-- The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake will release it.
You have no idea how much I laughed reading this! :D
 

Nemo14

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No, they're staying at Coronado, and I don't think they're on the program yet. We're getting together with them Saturday at Beaches 'n Cream for his birthday. Should be fun.
 

Goofyernmost

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Spoiler alert: Jennifer Aniston is looks amazing. Just sayin'...
Are you trying to turn lovely Jennifer into a cougar? What she needs is a more mature gentlemen such as myself to teach the young thing the proper ways of life. I don't think that Brad had the time or ability to completely :oops: fill her in. :inlove:
 

Nemo14

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Are you trying to turn lovely Jennifer into a cougar? What she needs is a more mature gentlemen such as myself to teach the young thing the proper ways of life. I don't think that Brad had the time or ability to completely :oops: fill her in. :inlove:
Isn't she engaged, or am I thinking of someone else?
 

PUSH

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No, they're staying at Coronado, and I don't think they're on the program yet. We're getting together with them Saturday at Beaches 'n Cream for his birthday. Should be fun.
Coronado is where my aunt and uncle honeymooned! It's also where their first child was conceived...

And we tried to get into B&C in June, but it was just too busy.
 

PUSH

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Are you trying to turn lovely Jennifer into a cougar? What she needs is a more mature gentlemen such as myself to teach the young thing the proper ways of life. I don't think that Brad had the time or ability to completely :oops: fill her in. :inlove:
I would do no such thing! :eek:

But she is one of the most down-to-earth celebrities out there.
 
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