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Where in the World is Bob Saget?
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NYwdwfan
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I never changed my avatar - we had friends over and now trying to let the dog sleep on the bed for the first time since he was a tiny puppy - I'm afraid if I hang out at the computer he's going to get up and start wandering. Oh and for the record a 50 pound dog takes up A LOT of the bed.
And my 2 cents...first post in this thread and fit in immediately? Something's definitely fishy...
And my 2 cents...first post in this thread and fit in immediately? Something's definitely fishy...
When I first posted in this thread I fit in immediately. And that fishy smell might be me. Someone threw out their fish and chips earlier.
NYwdwfan
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That's because you STARTED this thread!!!
You did fit in immediately in the Ingalls thread.
MOXOMUMD
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Sharknados are fishy.......BIG fishy.
I wasn't in the Ingalls thread for very long. I kind of poked my head in for a bit and then left when the zombies got to be too much for this robot skeleton.
MOXOMUMD
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If you don't fit on this thread, the almighty Saget will let you know. ("He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...")
MOXOMUMD
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There once was a potato named @Darth Tater
Who looked like the Sith Lord named Vader
He disappeared before our eyes
I think he was Forced into fries
And served by a Cantina waiter!
Who looked like the Sith Lord named Vader
He disappeared before our eyes
I think he was Forced into fries
And served by a Cantina waiter!
I miss Spuds.
StarWarsGirl
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You know that's exactly what my dad said? He didn't tip the guy at airport check-in and said "Oh, he probably sent it to Honolulu in retaliation."
StarWarsGirl
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Yup, that is where it is! They located it and it will be here sometime tomorrow. Thankfully the important stuff (medicines, electronics, car keys, etc.) was in the carry on.MCO
StarWarsGirl
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Nice rhyming pattern.
I miss Tater too. Maybe we should keep tagging him so when he comes back he has about 100 notifications. @Darth Tater come back!
StarWarsGirl
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Yum!
acishere
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Great minds steal their jokes from Seinfeld
Megalodumb
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Here's a joke I heard earlier today. Hope it tickles your fancy:
"A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a plate of duck food. The bartender replies:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve duck food here, this is an establishment for people; humans."
The duck was saddened, and slowly walked out of the bar and back to his pond.
The very next day, the same duck walked into the same bar, and asked for a plate of duck food.
The bartender again said: "I'm very sorry, but we do NOT serve duck food here...only people food."
Once again, the duck was saddened, and he walked out of the bar.
About a week goes by, and the duck finally shows back up to the bar again, only this time, he has brought his entire family with him.
The bartender was astonished to see that many ducks standing inside of his bar.
"Please Mr. Bartender," exclaimed the duck, "Can my family and I have some duck food?"
The bartender looked at the duck's family, and all the baby ducklings...he was emotionally touched.
"I'll tell ya what Mr. Duck," said the bartender, "You have such an adorable family, and such cute ducklings, I just don't have the heart to turn you all down. Lemmie run to the back kitchen and see what I can cook up for you."
The ducks all rejoiced!
The bartender runs back to the kitchen, and shuffling noises, along with pots & pans being thrown everywhere could be heard from all angles inside the bar.
After about 5 minutes, everything got silent. The ducks began to worry what happened.
Finally, after another few minutes, the bartender runs back out from the kitchen in a panicked mode.
His heart was pounding...his face had an expression of sheer horror.
"What??" asked the duck, "What happened back there? What did you see?"
After a long silent pause, the bartender looked at the ducks and said:
"Rhubarb!"
The End. (Share with your friends)
"A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a plate of duck food. The bartender replies:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve duck food here, this is an establishment for people; humans."
The duck was saddened, and slowly walked out of the bar and back to his pond.
The very next day, the same duck walked into the same bar, and asked for a plate of duck food.
The bartender again said: "I'm very sorry, but we do NOT serve duck food here...only people food."
Once again, the duck was saddened, and he walked out of the bar.
About a week goes by, and the duck finally shows back up to the bar again, only this time, he has brought his entire family with him.
The bartender was astonished to see that many ducks standing inside of his bar.
"Please Mr. Bartender," exclaimed the duck, "Can my family and I have some duck food?"
The bartender looked at the duck's family, and all the baby ducklings...he was emotionally touched.
"I'll tell ya what Mr. Duck," said the bartender, "You have such an adorable family, and such cute ducklings, I just don't have the heart to turn you all down. Lemmie run to the back kitchen and see what I can cook up for you."
The ducks all rejoiced!
The bartender runs back to the kitchen, and shuffling noises, along with pots & pans being thrown everywhere could be heard from all angles inside the bar.
After about 5 minutes, everything got silent. The ducks began to worry what happened.
Finally, after another few minutes, the bartender runs back out from the kitchen in a panicked mode.
His heart was pounding...his face had an expression of sheer horror.
"What??" asked the duck, "What happened back there? What did you see?"
After a long silent pause, the bartender looked at the ducks and said:
"Rhubarb!"
The End. (Share with your friends)
unkadug
Follower of "Saget"The Cult
unkadug
Follower of "Saget"The Cult
A gy dog story that I fell for...hook, line and sinker
Nemo14
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I miss Spuds.
me too. Too bad about the Pixie Dust overdose - it happens on here way too often.
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