Cold, Foreign, Can't figure out what their language should be, have things called Provinces instead of States, Prime Ministers instead of Presidents, Parliament instead of Congress, Coffee Crisp instead of real candy, people sitting around wearing knit caps, yards and yards of flannel, drinking beer and saying.. eh, almost constantly. What else would we need to know? I think that would be aboot it!
If you only knew how much Canadian Geese are hated down here. The smart ones have left the frozen north and live down here full time. They are messy, obnoxious, territorial, loud and always, always slowly walking across roads holding up traffic. Didn't anyone tell the fools that they have wings? On a point of admiration I would think that even Justin Bieber is higher. You can have them back too!