Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[JenniferS]

Ya had me until the dried red peppers and ranch dressing.

DICED red peppers.

The ranch dressing was a shout out to the much-ballyhooed Figaro Fries.

I added sour cream to mine (in my head) instead.

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

It was the only way to switch to a 4th of July theme without dropping the Muppet theme!

Aye.

 

[acishere]

Alright, the plan now is to find a bar with room somewhere between the office and the subway. Watch the 1st half of the game. Then at the midpoint take the subway to Penn and get on 1st train I can, get off at Seacaucas, and watch the rest at the station bar there.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Today is International Tell a Joke Day, do you tell 'em or just laugh at 'em?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Spoiler

He was looking for Pooh!

 

[PUSH]

It's actually secret answer #3: @PUSH hacked your account and wrote those responses himself. Wait - is it considered hacking if we are all the same person?

I had some witty comment for this, but have since forgotten it. Instead enjoy a dancing chicken.

It was the only way to switch to a 4th of July theme without dropping the Muppet theme!

Amateur.

 

[PUSH]

Since it is now officially July, we can start putting up the Christmas decorations and start playing Christmas music everywhere.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Since it is now officially July, we can start putting up the Christmas decorations and start playing Christmas music everywhere.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas......"

 

[Gabe1]

Nope, nope. In elementary school they would show a movie once a month and I was in kindergarten when they showed the original. Put all the smaller kids in the very front of a huge screen in a dark gym and show all this horrible stuff happening to kids and those freaky little guys. If you got scared you weren't allowed to get off the floor and leave the gym, you just sat there and cried. (I was five.) That movie gave me and my best friend nightmares so bad were exempt from attending the movies for the remainder of the year. They also showed Oliver when I was in kindergarten and the part where the guy beat the woman dead with a club stuck with me and still does.

This moves to choices of books for children too. Those who award those Gold/Silver/Bronze awards for children as library books and novels for classrooms have to be demented. It seems for an adult to award a children's book or novel a gold medal it has to upset a child to tears and cause nightmares. That makes it inspirational. Sicko's.

Me, I love think children gain the love of reading from funny, humorous books and novels that they get enjoyment reading vs depression and hate the inspirational message that is often way over their head anyhow.

Just because it is written in words for their grade level doesn't mean the topic is always appropriate. My DD was assigned Ann Frank books from 2nd Grade to 5th Grade. Each teacher picked out books on Ann Frank all those years as her individual novel because she was reading way above her grade level. Doesn't mean it was appropriate material for her given she didn't have a deep understanding of the Holocaust at age 7 or 10. She got to middle school and once again Ann Frank. I said No. 4 years in a row was enough, pick a different topic hoping for something less bleak. So that year after speaking to the teacher she assigned both The Lord of the Flies and Where the Red Fern Grows. Twisted people.

 

[Gabe1]

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas......"

I really liked it the one year we were down at Disney for the 4th and the Swan and Dolphin's theme was
Santa and Mrs. Claus vacation at their resort. It was fun.

 

[acishere]

Okay lets see how much I miss during this venue change.

 

[Gabe1]

Alright, the plan now is to find a bar with room somewhere between the office and the subway. Watch the 1st half of the game. Then at the midpoint take the subway to Penn and get on 1st train I can, get off at Seacaucas, and watch the rest at the station bar there.

And the drink of choice for 'the game' is?

And kudos for public transportation after visiting the bars.

 

[Goofyernmost]

What about now...?

Can't help but think that those are not fries, but are, indeed.... Meal Worms! A cheesy delight!

 

[Gabe1]

Since it is now officially July, we can start putting up the Christmas decorations and start playing Christmas music everywhere.

Target has their lawn department on clearance to make room for all the Back to School Items. Some schools here have only been on Summer Break since mid-June due to the winter weather. Oy.

 

[acishere]

And the drink of choice for 'the game' is?

And kudos for public transportation after visiting the bars.

I had a Brooklyn Lager. Idk what the bar in the train station has. I have to drive home from Secaucus so I'm keeping it to one per half.

 

[Gabe1]

What are the odds?

Toddler in wading pool at waterpark slips, cracks his head on tots slide step. Mom scoops him up and kid suddenly goes limp. Lifeguard whistles tone for 911. The good fortune is the lifeguard graduated college in May after studying to be an EMT and just past his EMT Certification. Within a few minutes the paramedics were there and he had done all the procedures to bring the little tyke back and was happily screaming his lungs off and kick'n. Mom beyond grateful. Tot not so much.

 

[Gabe1]

And finally caught up.

 

[Lucky]

Amateur.

Well you already had Sam the Eagle, so a pig was the best I could do.

 

[Cesar R M]

Spending some time in Chicago will bring on a love of good Hot Dogs.

Go to SouthEast Wisconsin and you will develop a great new respect for how good a Brat can be.

a Brat? who wants a rude kid?

 

[acishere]

Transit finished and all I missed was a lot of stress.

 

[Cesar R M]

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Spoiler

He was looking for Pooh!