Don't tell anyone, but there's going to be a new late night show on CBS. The reports of Stephen Colbert taking over for Letterman are false. What's actually going to happen is a new show entirely. It'll be featuring yours truly and it will be called Trash Talking with PUSH. My first guest is set to be Bob Saget, followed by Nic Cage. The next night's show will feature Gary Busey, so we have animal control standing by for that episode. A nightly feature of my show will be "The Big BM". In this segment we will be blaming Meg for various things.
But remember, keep it on the down-low.