Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[acishere]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

What kind of parent doesn't bribe the judges more than her friend's parents did?!

 

[NYwdwfan]

What kind of parent doesn't bribe the judges more than her friend's parents did?!

Her friend tested the 5 second rule with Petri dishes. Game. Set. Match.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Her friend tested the 5 second rule with Petri dishes. Game. Set. Match.

Pfffft! A talking trash can that BMs is better than that.

 

[acishere]

Pfffft! A talking trash can that BMs is better than that.

Should have explained the science behind Bob Saget's ability transform from a rauchy stand up comedian to a Sith potato to a shark, to an archer.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

Science fairs...hated them.

 

[JenniferS]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

Could be worse. Wait a couple of years until you're just a horrible parent, period. All day/every day.

Look at this as practice to thicken your skin.

((Hugs))

 

[JenniferS]

Science fairs...hated them.

A thousand times - YES!
Both as a student and as a parent!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

If it makes you feel better, your daughter is not the first to act this way and she won't be the last. One of my now-ex friends was under the impression that everything was her mom's fault, from her not being able to buy that super short skirt to not being taller ("I'm only going to be 5'7"! Me: "Seriously?"), to the fact their her parents didn't have her when they were younger so she wouldn't have such old parents...

 

[trr1]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

every one is a winner now a days

 

[trr1]

Her friend tested the 5 second rule with Petri dishes. Game. Set. Match.

what did she do?

 

[Cesar R M]

Ha - I actually went to sleep when I said I was!!

And now, I present to you - my dog:

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you really let him have all the bones and chew toys in the bed?

I like how your dog drags all the chew toys up on the bed with him (or her?)!! My dog drags his all over the house. The other day, he put one toy in the entry to each room. Why? Haven't a clue, but I'm sure there's some deep meaning in this ritual to him . . .

Have a good day Sagateers! Off to work now.

Your dog is a strategist!
setting chew toys in strategic positions so he doesnt need to run much to get something to chew

Awww - its so hard when you have other pets trying to maintain the calm in the house. My husband wants another dog. I say 65 pounds of dog in the house at a time is quite enough thank you.

Your husband is the equivalent for dogs of the "Crazy cat lady" ?

My wife is the big animal lover. So she's the one who most wanted a dog, but is also the one most concerned about not disrupting the cats' lives too much.

We never intended to have 4 cats, but we picked up a stray 3 years ago that turned out to be pregnant. We gave 2 to my sister when the kittens were 6 months old and kept the other 3.

lucky you!
We havent had a pet here in years.

 

[Cesar R M]

I just noticed that it was only about a week ago I went on a tear and gave @acishere his 5,000th like and now he has 9,020!! We have definitely been a busy bunch!!

I'm awaiting the moment the forum explodes due of likes..
a LIKE VOLCANO!

I got the internship!!!

Congrats! when are you starting?

 

[Cesar R M]

I love our all Nemo avatars, it's really cute, yall. We match. <3 Like those big families who all wear matching tshirts at Disney.

We are a happy big dysfunctional family

Except it doesn't involve wearing matching shirts at Disney so we can all enjoy it.

That woudl be creepy.. would it?
like those Brazilian tour guys.

I saw a preview for the new Snoopy movie. It's going to be so different being in CGI.

I seen the advance of it while watching THE WINTER SOLDIER.
And it looked really well.
The style is simplistic as the cartoon.

Stephen Colbert doesn't see race. People tell him he is white and he believes them because otherwise he wouldn't have been accused of being a racist a week ago.

Wasn't this clarified? I remember he was making fun of the stereotype due of hypocrisy of the RED SKINS team.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Congrats! when are you starting?

I meet with my boss Tuesday to discuss hours. For now, probably just a few hours of training on Fridays until classes are over. I still have to go get a sales certification before I can even get paid.

 

[acishere]

Wasn't this clarified? I remember he was making fun of the stereotype due of hypocrisy of the RED SKINS team.

I was paraphrasing what he said on the show where he mocked the whole #cancelcolbert thing. He actually does the "I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because..." every time a race related story is in the news.

 

[Cesar R M]

I'm sitting in the waiting room at my daughter's therapist while she has a complete meltdown because I'm obviously a horrible parent because she didn't win the science fair and her friend did. Yup - awesome day.

looool. talk about blaming others..

Ironic thing is she would not let me help AT ALL because she wanted to do it all HER way, and now it's my fault she didn't win. Wait - what??!

oh jesus.. so you clearly had to FORCE her to ACCEPT YOUR HELP? XD

A thousand times - YES!
Both as a student and as a parent!

every one is a winner now a days

I still dont get why everything HAS TO BE a CONTEST of some sort in the US.
the tv is full of those "man vs food" "best food ever" and other contests!

 

[NYwdwfan]

what did she do?

Covered some plant buds with foil to prove they would not turn towards the sun. Not really a comparison now is it??!

 

[NYwdwfan]

Science fairs...hated them.

A thousand times - YES!
Both as a student and as a parent!

Found this online - sent it to all my friends the day before projects were due:

 

[NYwdwfan]

33 alerts when I logged in. Most from this thraed. A few from Sageteers on other thraeds. ONE other one. I found that funny.

 

[NYwdwfan]

3 posts in a row. I'd better quick log out and log back in as someone else.