Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[StarWarsGirl]

Oh believe me - I am not judging. I can line up pencils in size order with the best of them.

I do that. Only with French fries. And then I eat them shortest to tallest.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I'm glad this thraed is fun again.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Earlier today, I was sitting at a table, had just finished my lunch and was on my tablet. This guy, really big guy walks up to me and tries and utterly fails to flirt. Walks up, introduces himself, and after that has absolutely no clue what to say. I felt bad for him, but at the same time, it was so awkward.

 

[NYwdwfan]

I'm glad this thraed is fun again.

It's been a rough week.

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Oh, Canada.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-ways-to-feed-yourself-while-broke-hungry/

(warning, language)


Go ahead, try not to giggle.

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

LOL'd so hard

The microwave had seared the edges to a rubber cementish consistency, while the inside, which if you recall was an alleged beef product, felt a lot like oatmeal that maybe someone sat on. Not once, but as a habit. This was sittin' beef. The flavor was salt and the hazy remembrance of a tomato, now little more than a sodium brain fart with mild acidity. It was the flavor of all canned pastas that you cook in the microwave: consternation and that feeling you get when you think you have to go to the bathroom and then it suddenly goes away.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Oh, Canada.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-ways-to-feed-yourself-while-broke-hungry/

(warning, language)


Go ahead, try not to giggle.

Dang that was funny. The Chef Boyardee rant was my favorite.

 

[PUSH]

...I'm very glad that no one can see the texts between me and (one of the three) Jessica today. We'd probs be arrested by now.

If anything I said over a text was seen by the outside world, I'd be in a mental institute.

 

[NYwdwfan]

If anything I said over a text was seen by the outside world, I'd be in a mental institute.

If anyone from the outside world knew our true identities, we'd be right there with you.

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

If anything I said over a text was seen by the outside world, I'd be in a mental institute.

...Is that you, Jessica -worksupstairs- ???

 

[NYwdwfan]

@PUSH gave me my 6,000th like!

 

[PUSH]

If anyone from the outside world knew our true identities, we'd be right there with you.

Wait a minute... now I know why @JenniferS is the only one here to have herself in her avatar! She's Canadian, so she doesn't have to run the risk of the US government tracking her down! It all makes sense!

 

[PUSH]

@PUSH gave me my 6,000th like!

It was totally planned, too. I've been looking forward to this moment since June 18, 2010.

 

[PUSH]

...Is that you, Jessica -worksupstairs- ???

Which Jessica?

Spoiler

It doesn't matter. I'm not Jessica. Shocker!!

 

[NYwdwfan]

It was totally planned, too. I've been looking forward to this moment since June 18, 2010.

It took me WAAAY too long to get that joke.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Which Jessica?

Spoiler

It doesn't matter. I'm not Jessica. Shocker!!

Rabbit.

 

[JenniferS]

If anything I said over a text was seen by the outside world, I'd be in a mental institute.

All of my texts are perfectly punctuated, grammatical, full sentences; devoid of smilies.

I'll bet you're all shocked.

 

[acishere]

All of my texts are perfectly punctuated, grammatical, full sentences; devoid of smilies.

I'll bet you're all shocked.

Lol but all the kool kidz type lik dis dnt mak us kick u bak 2 the nerdz tabl.

 

[PUSH]

All of my texts are perfectly punctuated, grammatical, full sentences; devoid of smilies.

I'll bet you're all shocked.

I don't usually use apostrophes when texting because it requires me to go to a different screen, and it's just a pain. My punctuation is much better on here.

 

[Lucky]

I don't usually use apostrophes when texting because it requires me to go to a different screen, and it's just a pain.

Thats' OK. No one knows how to use apostrophe's correctly anyway.