Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[acishere]

Just say no.

I did. Then my mom said yes and called me saying I have to take the dog for some of the time. I said no again. Now I'm getting guilt trip calls and texts as punishment because I don't want a dog relieving itself on the new carpets my landlord put in...

This is part of why I desire to move to Austin. Distance. 20 minutes isn't enough.

 

[donaldtoo]

I heard she tried to get Botox injections but the Botox was so scared it jumped out of the needle and ran away.

Yep, 'cause Megtox is even nastier than Botox.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I did. Then my mom said yes and called me saying I have to take the dog for some of the time. I said no again. Now I'm getting guilt trip calls and texts as punishment because I don't want a dog relieving itself on the new carpets my landlord put in...

This is part of why I desire to move to Austin. Distance. 20 minutes isn't enough.

One word: Kennel

 

[donaldtoo]

I did. Then my mom said yes and called me saying I have to take the dog for some of the time. I said no again. Now I'm getting guilt trip calls and texts as punishment because I don't want a dog relieving itself on the new carpets my landlord put in...

This is part of why I desire to move to Austin. Distance. 20 minutes isn't enough.

Oh my. Don't they know that "no" means "no"?

Be careful not to check the weather down here today then. Desire may turn to need. Let's just say, although it ain't' supper warm, it ain't snowin' either.

 

[PUSH]

I did. Then my mom said yes and called me saying I have to take the dog for some of the time. I said no again. Now I'm getting guilt trip calls and texts as punishment because I don't want a dog relieving itself on the new carpets my landlord put in...

This is part of why I desire to move to Austin. Distance. 20 minutes isn't enough.

Tell them you will if they take care of the goat for a week.

 

[donaldtoo]

Tell them you will if they take care of the goat for a week.

Better yet. demon dog for demon dog...they hafta' take Busey.

 

[donaldtoo]

Alrighty then...
Back to the design grind.
Laterrrrrrr...!!!

 

[acishere]

Better yet. demon dog for demon dog...they hafta' take Busey.

This thing is basically Busey in pug form. I think the dog might be his secret love child....

 

[Nemo14]

So, I've tried to catch up here, but life keeps getting in the way. Anyone care to summarize what I've missed since Saturday?

 

[PUSH]

So, I've tried to catch up here, but life keeps getting in the way. Anyone care to summarize what I've missed since Saturday?

Let's see...

- rhubarb
- BM
- I got a new laptop
- some complaining about winter weather
- dancing chickens
- plots to get more likes
- BM
- Mardi Gras
- BM
- rhubarb
- some Oscar talk
- dancing chickens (part 2)
- Sharknado
- BM
- Lord of the Ring references
- rhubarb
- etc
- BM

That pretty much sums it up.

To be honest I don't remember everything that's happened.

 

[Nemo14]

Yay for new laptops! What kind did you get?

 

[Cesar R M]

Let's see...

- rhubarb
- BM
- I got a new laptop
- some complaining about winter weather
- dancing chickens
- plots to get more likes
- BM
- Mardi Gras
- BM
- rhubarb
- some Oscar talk
- dancing chickens (part 2)
- Sharknado
- BM
- Lord of the Ring references
- rhubarb
- etc
- BM

That pretty much sums it up.

To be honest I don't remember everything that's happened.

you forgot Meg.
unless "BM" counts as her.

Oh my. Don't they know that "no" means "no"?

Be careful not to check the weather down here today then. Desire may turn to need. Let's just say, although it ain't' supper warm, it ain't snowin' either.

Some parents want to have their way at all costs, that includes guilttripping, claiming they raised you better than that, or that they did so much for you..etc..etc..

Tell them you will if they take care of the goat for a week.

Goat? Why not "my dozen pet rats"?

 

[acishere]

Let's see...

- rhubarb
- BM
- I got a new laptop
- some complaining about winter weather
- dancing chickens
- plots to get more likes
- BM
- Mardi Gras
- BM
- rhubarb
- some Oscar talk
- dancing chickens (part 2)
- Sharknado
- BM
- Lord of the Ring references
- rhubarb
- etc
- BM

That pretty much sums it up.

To be honest I don't remember everything that's happened.

You forgot to mention the BMs

 

[Nemo14]

You forgot to mention the BMs

I hate when that happens...

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

I did. Then my mom said yes and called me saying I have to take the dog for some of the time. I said no again. Now I'm getting guilt trip calls and texts as punishment because I don't want a dog relieving itself on the new carpets my landlord put in...

This is part of why I desire to move to Austin. Distance. 20 minutes isn't enough.

New rugs? Naah dude.

There's your excuse right there. You'll lose your security deposit if the dog takes a on the new rugs.

 

[trr1]

a day without BM is like a day without sunshine

 

[Cesar R M]

a day without BM is like a day without sunshine

can anyone tell me what "BM" is? o_o

 

[Nemo14]

BM stands for either Blame Meg or Bowel Movement. The choice is yours...

 

[JenniferS]

BM stands for either Blame Meg or Bowel Movement. The choice is yours...

Is there a difference?

 

[Nemo14]

Is there a difference?

not much...